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Originally Posted by Ansur
Granted. Your great grandfather gave your great grandmother tulips on the first date and she wasn't quite as impressed and didn't go on a second date. You and the rest of your family were never born.
I wish I won the lottery.
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You win the AIDS lottery. Congrats, you now have AIDS.
I wish I will never get an STD but can partake in all of the usual activities that transmit them.