1183: Model Citizen
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She's not fat, and would probably look skinny in all other clothes, but in that outfit she clearly looks chubby. She's certainly nowhere near toned. Not to mention the lack of appropriately-sized hooters.
http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/201...22_640_480.JPG And who gives a fuck what the dude manager looks like. |
There is no way to defend Hooters with out coming off as at least somewhat of a misogynist, but here goes; I'm not really defending Hooters, like most corporate restaurants their rules are probably silly and unfair to begin with without the extra layer of having to physically look a certain way. But she knew that going into the job. Yes, Part of me feels bad for her and thinks she is getting the short end of the stick, but a larger part of me thinks she needs to either find another job or shut up and start doing crunches. What the news story left out is how much this girl weighed when she first got the job. If she was 115 when she started, then yes 23 pounds would be very noticeable especially if she is wearing the same size "uniform" she started with.
I've never been to a Hooters, with that said, I never once associated Hooters with rock hard abs. But no one wants to go to a restaurant of any kind and have a sloppy looking person taking your order. Its not our fault that its a lot easier to look sloppy in a tank top and short shorts than it is in a pair of black slacks and a dress shirt. |
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RE: The dude who sued Hooters for a job
That guy should be obligated to weigh no more than the heaviest girl on the staff.
Tammi weighs in a 126. Gary, you might want to start spitting now. |
The 'milky substance' in blood plasma is yes fat from a recent fatty meal that has not been absorbed yet, however it comes from ANY fatty meal, not just KFC and the person who said there was a study is full of shit.
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Maybe if they would have offered her a boob job and a gym membership she never would have went to the media with this shite
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Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager.
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Meh. Hooters is retarded, and so is that chick. I mean, she works there, right? You can read the Hooters handbook on The Smoking Gun, and if you're a big enough asshat to agree to that crap, then I think you kinda deserve what you get. She's not fat, but whatever. She works at Hooters. Just my two cents.
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Cassie may only weigh in at 132, but she doesn't appear to be very fit. I think a gym membership would do her well, even if she remains at her present 132. A healthy, toned person will always be more attractive than a scrappy, skinny counterpart, even if he/she tips the scales at a heavier number.
But the whole thing is absurd because of the size of the Hooters owner. Talk about bad press. |
Hooters has the right to fire her, and the public has the right to say they're assholes for it. The restaurant is lame anyway. Just go to a strip club or the internet if you want to see naked chicks.
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I've seen fat hooters waitresses, but they had the biggest tits. This girl has no tits, I would never have hired her.
Was I the only one annoyed, not by the fattness of the manager, but by the fact that he was a dude? I know I'm the resident feminist, but it feels way more sleazy to hire a dude to manage hooters than it does to hire a lady. Quote:
One of my favorite poems of all time by the way. The other two are: This Is Just To Say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold and the one about the girl adjusting her shoe, seen through the window of a moving vehicle. That one's my very favorite poem of all time, but I can't find it to save my life. |
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You know who's Blitzgal? Blitzgal. You knew that. Why do you feminists always have to have ranks? Why can't you be a team? |
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The red wheelbarrow is an absolute shit poem that means absolutely shit until you hear the (supposed) backstory and you get it. This country doctor looking out the window for a brief moment while trying to save a dying girl. It's apparent garbage with so much subtext. "Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager." is so...succinct. It says it all. It is better than the red wheelbarrow. Not like, some people could argue it was better. It cleared up the issue that was the red wheelbarrow. The red wheelbarrow needed the dying girl explanation to make sense. Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager. Just does it. Perfectly. Well, I would have capitalized club manager. No. I would have un capped all managers and capped Club, thus Hooters managers = Failed Strip Club managers. Then let the literary types argue over the capitalization of strip club for the next 50 years. |
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listening, I'm saying. You have to listen to people. Then they trust you and stand in front of you and take bullets. It's why I don't listen to people. I'm not that cold. |
Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane. I like you a lot.
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Also, hooters tries to play it as "funny". Which to me sounds as Playboy pretending to be "artistic", but that's another issue. In Italy we have strip clubs, but also a bunch of hooter like places. One of the most infamous is a restaurand founded by a pornstar that basically takes the idea of hooters (only the chicks are way way worse than the one in this case, since they're basically gals who couldnt EVEN do strip clubs. do the math), adds to it a few tame sexual numbers, and all the food has sexual innuendos. My father loved to go there with his co-workers. He paid a ton of money, they went there, got drunk and made rude comments to the waitresses (cause they felt allowed to do that as part of the deal). And they ate stuff like penis shaped pasta, hamburger shaped like tits. And oh, how fuckin' hilaaaaaarious was that to him. So i guess hooters has a similar Frat vibe. Anyway, this chick doesnt look fat to me. |
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The key wasn't that he was just a guy being boring, but an ugly guy. Bold. No. Not bold. It needed to be said. We should have a movie review show where when we don't agree we make midgets fight for the answer, and when the Americans get offended we can tell them they don't understand the European sensibility, and when the Europeans get offended we can tell them that Americans are just so over the top. But really it will just be stock footage of Japanese businessmen assaulting women on the subway. To add insult to injury, once it comes out, we won't say we Lobell'd the world, we'll say we Malley'd it. I mean, if that is his real last name. |
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Unless we did a three segment thing were we couple it with indians marrying cows (or frogs) and black people being black. We'll make millions sir. |
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A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry. |
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Midget wrestlers are unionized. Japanese subway footage is cheap. Doesn't matter who wins. And I hate to correct your grammar, but it should read, "and black people being Black." BLACK or Black! or Black, muthafucka! is very specific, so stick to Black. "black people being black" means either Irish or Jamaican. Really only clears up in context. |
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BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight |
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C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight. At any rate, you are very entertaining. |
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Any league, even a non unionized scab league, of midgets would have at least one dwarf. Most people don't know the difference. A dwarf will not so much defeat the lion as make it his or her steed. He or she will then use the lion to hunt alpacas, which dwarves consider a delicacy. Llamas, too hard, Vicunas too soft, Alpacas, just right. You won't find that on Snopes cos it's true. PS, the BBC would say 'little people' or 'wee cambodian luchadors'. Midget is offensive. |
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Most of the time we look at the pillow in pillow fights and think, "I would never treat you like that. I would hold you close, but not too tight. Not...too tight." |
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Sometimes reality is too funny for words to explain it. |
Keith talked about the midget/lion thing on the show years ago.
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I enjoy catfights, although when a real one occurs the aftermath is quite bloody and distressing. So as hot bloded male i just go for my favourite: Bisexual fetsih femdom. And no, i'm not kidding. Please girls, a bit of updating. Men are not all the same. Really, blitzgal, i'm quite offended. PS: That was the first time i've heard of this midget thing. Doesnt make it less... less... I dont know. Beautiful? |
if her uniform doesn't fit properly can't she just go up a size in her shorts?
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Then all the movies and television shows that I've seen reference them are cliched. How can women update themselves when guys still refer to it lovingly (with drool)? |
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Ms. Cassie has every right to complain! She also has the right to not be heard and even fired.
But that still makes me on Cassie's side. |
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to me guys who still think that retarded mysoginistic or plain silly erotic scenarios from old school porn are a turn on, are at the same level with girls who say "I aint no femeneeest coz bein' a woman meens reeezpectin' yer man and bein' hot". Everytime one of those reproduces our gene pool goes a step lower. And they're not a good example. Perverts are free spirits that make the world better. |
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