1710: New Here
"And that's why that sex move is called Goat Thumping."
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We have a neighbor who has an ornamental windmill in his back yard that squeaks when the wind is blowing. I'm planning on going over there sometime when they're not home and spray some lube on the bearing.
Another neighbor of ours has a coon dog in the back yard. As far as we know the neighbor doesn't hunt. Every so often this dog starts baying. Not the dog's fault. |
Guns at home
Hey Keith, It might be my memory fucking with me but I though you told a story once about your mother shooting out the window at something.
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Why do you keep associating guns ownership with not allowing gay marriage ? In Maine almost every citizen owns a gun and we just passed the law allowing gay marriage.
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You JUST passed the law? How progressive of you.
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We are one of two states in this wonderful nation that voted in gay marriage by popular vote. You should be celebrating that we did this not giving sarcasm.
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Nah.
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My neighbor's have THREE constantly yipping, barking, little shit chiuhuahuas that have an incessant, wall-piercing bark, that absolutely kills me and has ruined my summers, as I can't enjoy my yard - at all. I have talked w/ the neighbor's on the other side of them and they have pleaded w/ these people to do something. They have not. So, they have forced me to scream obscenities and go pound on their door, if I am outside at the same time as their dogs. I would like to poison them, beat the shit out of the man of the house, shoot a shotgun into the air, pour containers of piss onto their white car, etc...but have remained 'un-psycho-like for the past 3 years. People tell me to call the cops; I don't do that. I like to think simple communication would work, but it simply has not. I can't kill the little fuckers, either, because I love animals, am a dog owner myself, (my dog doesn't bark by the way - she's an old shepered dog) and have even knocked on their door and let them know when one of the little shits gets out and I see em in the alleyway. Being a 'good' neighbor is over-rated. These people take advantage and don't give a fuck at all. I recommend being loud, confrontational, and at the very least: leave a note or something. Shame is a wonderful thing; more people should embrace it.
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If you have never been to a gun show I would fully recommend you go. It's great for people watching. Also if you really want to know what people think about guns, politics, race relations, end of the world, etc... every nutjob is there.
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