1710: New Here

Show Notes

• — Dear KATG: Listeners write in to Keith and Chemda, who are responsible for holding together children of suicide victims and bringing together loved ones
• — Lazybones: Keith moved into his new apartment over the weekend and felt awkward but empowered about not helping the movers
• — Making Paint: Keith's new landlord walked in unannounced to yell at Keith, who was unfortunately not masturbating at the time
• — This Week in Politics: Barack Obama was inaugurated on Martin Luther King Day and Monica Lewinsky's Clinton-affair memoir went for $12,000,000
• — Gun Control?: We know people kill people. That's why we arrest people and not guns. Also, Lauren's dad just bought an AK-47.
• — Post-Nup: Tiger Woods is remarrying the woman he cheated on to the tune of $660,000,000
• — They're Just Like Us: What stars are being paid to wear expensive jewelry
• — Football: San Francisco and Baltimore are in the Super Bowl, and Keith is rooting for San Francisco because of gay rights
• — Sugar Daddies: The roles of sugar daddies and sugar babies are analyzed
• — 18 points: Keith's mom played 'shit' in Words With Friends against Keith and immediately regretted it