1757: Come Here, Piggy Piggy Piggy
 

"Well, guess it's time to eat this wedding cake myself."


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Of course Keith hates fat people. Guess what else? Fat people hate fat people. We're unsightly.

Myka Fox's tweets are better than most comedian's albums. Certainly far more consistent in their hilarity.

Wow Piffo, I see something hit a nerve.

Show us on the doll where the naughty Bed Salesman touched you...

agreed. But I would go with the stronger "we're disgusting, fat fuck pieces of shit."

We have 6 cats (yeah I know), they are all needy. I have two of them sleeping on me now. If you can't handle the thought of scooping piss and shit for the next 10-15 years, don't get a cat.

I'm fat and I tend to hate myself for it.

Hey Scumhook are those your tits?

I know I'm fat, I'm trying to jiggle it off. I did some shopping at our local Wal-mart today and I walked my dog. So it's not like I'm doing nothing about it.

Myka was as funny as ever today.

Let's not forget about China if we're going after North Korea.

I see you're quoting the Bible again...

If they were my tits, I'd be motorboating myself all day long.

I'm saying this with utter sincerity, "Bill, I would like to write your biography."

You sir, are special. In every sense of the word.

This just came to me. Is there any way that WSE3 can call into the show? For just like 5 minutes? I would love to hear Keith and Billy Boo Billington talk religion. Or, anything really.

Remember that creepy, nowhere, Mid-America movie called Gummo? I'm getting a very Gummo-ish vibe. It's intriguing.

I called in during the marathon, I'm not sure If I'll be able to get away with it again. Parents just don't understand.

I bet your dubious telephonic habits are the least of the things about you that they don't understand.

What you mean no podcast for a week fukkk

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There will be podcast, just not broadcast. FYSY KATG week!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky I caught this before you edited it, you shit. Sorry my Twitter account hasn't been up to snuff for you lately. Hopefully now that you're blocked you won't be so upset by it anymore.

Enjoy going nowhere in life.

Danny

You're fat too?

OH I GET IT

THE JOKE IS YOU'RE BEING MEAN

THAT'S SO FUNNY

HAHA

HA

See, that's actually being mean.

From what I've read, Chipotle burritos are very good in their proportions of carbs, proteins, and fats, and the ingredients are of a good quality, but the problem is that it's enough for two meals! So basically it's just double what you need. Have one, and then skip dinner.

People thinks Keith hates fat people? This is ridiculous. He makes fun of everyone. He doesn't hate fat people. He just knows that Kelly Clarkson is fat and he hates Danny Lobel. That's all.

Keith doesn't hate fat people! I'm really surprised at the current standing of this poll!

He uses comedy to provide a blunt point of view that overweight people really need -- instead of coddling them and making them believe they should accept their weight as beautiful, he helps them realize this is a HEALTH issue that they have complete control of. Letting yourself remain fat is like having scabies and never showering or putting on the ointment, and then wondering why you're still covered in sores and why people don't wanna fuck you. Obesity is a disgusting mistreatment of the body. As a former "fatty" myself, I gotta say, this kinda talk is exactly what I would have needed. When you eat too much, you're KILLING yourself, in the same manner as smokers or drinkers do. I've seen fat people made crippled by their weight, needing canes because their knees would give out otherwise. It's horrific. I don't think Keith is speaking here about people with a little extra body weight (There are, after all, 2xl shirts in his store), but about people who are literally KILLING themselves with overconsumption. If we keep telling our loved ones they're beautiful and OK the way they are when they're dangerously overweight, all we're doing for them is making them happy for a moment, and then dooming them to a short life of misery. No, America, "super skinny model" is not what we should all be aiming for -- but a healthy body weight? Absolutely. Smokers don't get extra room on the plane, or built-in ash trays, so why should fat people get to have a free extra seat or seatbelt extensions? More people die of weight-related issues in America than smoking every year! Talking shit about fat people isn't discrimination -- it's a totally justified disgust towards someone who would mistreat their body so. Like the disgust you feel towards that heroin addict on the street, or the woman smoking through a hole in her throat.

In short: get the fuck over yourselves, fat people! If you have some weird genetic condition, that doesn't give you the right to be fat, that just means you're gonna have to watch what you eat more carefully, or you're GONNA DIE. You have no right to self pity - fat isn't a disease - it's your own damn fault.

I disagree. Keith does hate fat people. Just because he hates everyone (except Danny, of course) doesn't mean he DOES NOT hate fat people. He hates them too!

Who here had to wipe the grease off their fingers before they voted?

I don't even NEED to listen to the episode to answer the poll question.

Obesity is an epidemic that is sweeping North America at an accelated rate. Too many people are finding ways to normalize, even romantacize, being overweight. That does nothing but encourage an unhealthy life style.

The very polite and joke-based knock on your tweets was nothing more than a segue into a 'Danny needs a bed joke.' I should have left it. It was utterly harmless, but as a Hatch fan I realized you're far too emotional and I didn't wanna upset you. Apparently, I was correct.

YOu obviously didn't read it and if you did immediately took offense without realizing the point.

You blocked me. Your generation cracks me up.

^ reposted for emphasis. and just in case anyone was too lazy to read my wordy reply.

Did you just quote 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air??'

Holy fucking shit. Bill, you are a deep motherfucker,(I'm sure you get that a lot) but I am truly in awe.

You know , Billy Boo Billington, The 3rd, if you got a part time job - you could get a cell phone and call the show whenever you wanted. Just a thought.

I need that marathon. Thanks for the reminder.

Oh man when I glanced at this I thought you were talking to sex_n_diamonds and I thought you were using "tweets" as slang for tits.

I don't know what that says about me. "Knock on your tweets" really sounds sexual though.

Knock on your tweets. Sounds like a new Spinal Tap song.

So apparently "stugots" means "dick" in Italian? I had never heard of this. Does it also mean murderer?

Didn't Tony Soprano name his boat 'Stugots ll' ?

No it doesnt. "Stugots" is a phonetic version of "sto cazzo" which means "this dick" but is used (in southern italy) as an equivalent of "yeah sure" said in a negative and sarcastic way.

example: "would you lend me a babillion dollars?" "Yeah, Sto cazzo" (meaning never)

I love when Myka's on the show.

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I certainly had to wipe something off my fingers before voting...

I'm fat and when Keith makes fat jokes I laugh hysterically because they are funny. I definitely don't think he hates fat people at all. I'm sure if he met me we would get along quite well and even crack a beer or two open and share some laughs. I see what he says as just pure comedy; I'm sure some of his ideas are reflected in the humor but I also feel it is exaggerated for comedic purposes. I just can't see a guy who seems to be open to embrace all sorts of people from different races, color and creeds hating one particular group for being too big.

Because she got to the studio when we were 20 minutes into recording the 25 minute show. And also I hate her.

Keep up.

There is only one Baldwin: Alec Baldwin.

Also, Myka Fox!

How come it sounds like most New Yorkers hate The Post? The New York Times is supposed to be the best of the best, of the best, but I saw one once. They're ginormous. Do people actually read that thing? Seems pretentious.

Also, Myka Fox!

So, do Lauren and Chemda ever watch movies? Any time movies are discussed it seems like Chemda has nothing but contempt for film. She doesn't watch 'em. She doesn't know about 'em. Her not giving a fuck about Roger Ebert is the final straw. I'm convinced she hates movies. Not in that obnoxious 'I don't own/ watch TV way' but simply in a blissful state of ignorance where she's too busy doing important things in her day to day.

I don't know how she goes through life without movies. Seems oddly stoic.

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I don't know how she goes through life without movies. Seems oddly stoic.[/QUOTE]

I watched three movies yesterday. (Granted I was stuck in the house because something scratched my eye and I had to wear an eye patch)

The thing is that I don't remember actors' names. I watch the movie for the role their playing. I wish they would use a bigger variety of actors because I don't care about names. I care about the scene. When actors are so well knowns, it starts ruining the role they play. All that's seen is the actor. Not the part they play.
Since, for the most part, I don't know what the actor's life about, I think I get to watch the movie better.

And yes, I'd rather do other things with people than watch movies because you can't have conversations in movies.

Movies I saw this weekend:
Bachelorette: loved it! So much better than Bridemades.

Dirty Girl: second time I saw it. LOVE it! Have never seen most of those actors. They were awesome!

Bully: so sad. The adults in that town seem like they've died 20 years back and are just roaming the earth as zombies.

Damn. That's a pretty good movie review right there! I've been putting that one off. It's on my list.

Lol. Listening to this KatG ep. Myka Fox said she went to a wedding dressed all in white. You were like, "Haven't you ever seen a movie?" I stand/ sit / stand corrected.

Good luck with your first stand up at KatG Week! :)

awwww. Piff has a crush.

(kidding, dude.)

I wish Josh Latta would draw a pic of Keith dressed as a doctor, Chemda dressed as a nurse, (hot!) and Myka Fox in a straight-jacket. It's the mental image I get every time she guests.

Maybe throw an anti-Queens Hospital logo in there...