1934: 2014 38-Hour Marathon: The Beginning
with Mark Douglas, Jesse Joyce, Pat Dixon, Dan Soder, Ted Alexandro, and Matteo Lane
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Pat's NYC Crime Report ep with the girl who got kidnapped & used as a whore was fucking impactful.
She was a great guest, and anyone who thinks Pat is a mysognist needs to listen to this. It is scary as fuck to think that this shit is happening every day, right under our |
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Two favorite quotes from the first hour
At hour 1 of the re-listen my two favorite quotes are both from Jesse Joyce.
Mark Douglas thinks he saw Keith jogging, but admits it could just be because Keith always wears work out clothes. 1.) "No, he’s dressed like he’s mowing lawns all the time." - Jesse Joyce Then at the beginning of Jesse and Pat's segment, on the question of Pat Dixon being a misogynist. 2.) "If I needed to fill my misogyny team, like of all of my friends, he’d be the first guy I’d call I’d imagine." - Jesse Joyce |
I missed the first couple of hours of the marathon so was happy to see this put up, means I listened to about the first 12 hours, awesome.
Gotta say, I think Pat fucked up coming in on the attack. It did make for an excellent listen, the cringes and incredulous laughs were coming thick and fast but he also kinda shot his credibility which was already at about -9 with you guys. Coming in insulting fans and being very pointed was pretty funny but hurt him I reckon. As to the question of whether Pat's a misogynist - personally I think that he's more of an asshole across the board, it's not quite fair to tarnish him with the more one-sided brush. He's not just patronizing to women, it seems that he's just as much of a dick to the guys too and just has an abrasive personality (or comic persona perhaps). Personally I find that labelling people as misogynists or homophobes or racists can be super unhelpful because it's an end to conversation. It forces the accused into a defensive stance (which in Pat's case seems to be sarcastic attack) which seems to be impossible to get out of. He can't just say "I'm not", the accused has to defend and then a conversation becomes more of a battle. Also, Chemda's actual personal dislike for Pat seems palpable. It's funny, get him back. |
Pat Dixon actually calls other guys "beta fucks" in this one -- that one's right out of the MRA handbook. I've got a bingo if he brings up "white knights" or the "alpha cock carousel."
His comedy punches down instead of punching up. Obviously he's allowed to do that. And his audience is allowed to interpret his choice to punch down in any way we fucking please. |
Chemda's perfectly timed and delivered "... and that's why being gay isn't a choice" deserved a much bigger laugh so I gave it one. Mark Douglas was hilarious too, I wish he was on more often.
This is awesome to hear so quickly by the way. Keith and Chemda should just do Marathon Mondays for the next 2 months and post the entire episode-ised 38 hours while they take 3 day weekends. |
Dan Soder Vs Pat
"Him and his step-dad drill sergeant haircut, just making everyone feel inferior…If I were Pat’s stepson, I would be doing knuckle pushups in the basement, just waiting for the day I got bigger than him." - Dan Soder @ Pat Dixon
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Big congratulations on the marathon!
Re Pat Dixon's interview with the female comic that claimed she was kidnapped and forced into sex slavery, it seems reddit believes it was a fake story, and the likely motive for the episode was to say, "see women do make up fake rape stories, we're doing it right now!" |
How clever.
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I have loved listening to Pat since his first appearances on the show. I have always thought he was a bit of an asshole, but he was in the lovable "but he's OUR asshole" zone. His last two appearances have felt combative towards the show. I'm hoping he was just feeling defensive from the Woody Allen showdown, and this isn't a growing rift.
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Are you implying that because Pat Dixon is clearly a woman hating racist who is currently in a bitter blood-feud with KATG, that I am him? You'd better have some fucking compelling evidence to back up your claim. And no shit like that whore Dylan Farrow used. You can't tell me that bitch wasn't asking for it. |
If it really came out that Scummo was Pat Dixon catfishing us the entire time I would donate my house to Pat Dixon on the off chance that he might be in the same town as me someday. That would be some 6th Sense fucking shit right there.
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I wish I was Pat Dixon.
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Havent even listened yet, but was sooooo pissed i had to miss the starting lineup due to work so FANK YOU, FANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!
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What a line-up to start the show! Jesse and Pat, Mark Douglas, Matteo Lane and Dan Soder AND Ted Alexandro; I was up till about 40 minutes before the beginning of the show (1.20am) , I don't think I would've gone to bed till they had all left the studio.
I missed 90% of this marathon which blows balls but at least it happened. Marathons fuckin rock - thanks for the effort team! |
Thanks for posting this, I really wanted to hear Jesse and Pat but I was at work. Also I haven't really noticed a change in Pat's over all attitude, he was just prodding at the fans and trying to piss them off after the Woody Allen hubbub. I would like to hear Pat's view on the emasculation of today's man (if there is such a thing). It's also interesting that Mara Merrick co-hosts a podcast on this very topic. It'll be interesting to see how everything unfolds as far as Mara's story. It would be disappointing, to say the least, if it was all just shenanigans.
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Thanks for a great marathon! An unfortunate coincidence, this weekend my daughter graduated from high school and we had to start setting her apartment up in Kyoto (for university) so I was only able to hear parts but what I did hear was great. I look forward to checking out the Pat Dixon "conversation" when you release the marathon.
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This awesomeness is but only just under 10% of the whole marathon. Sweet Jebus we are a spoiled bunch.
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this guy saying pepto or whatever counteracts a mushroom trip has misunderstood something. mushroom spores that shoot out... what?
anyway, there is something that counteracts a mushroom/psychedelic trip for real. benzos (xanax, valium, etc). take sublingually for faster effect if really in trouble. i've never had to take any but there's a wealth of people on the internet saying benzos work for this purpose, and very well. anyways i'd guarantee 100% you're not going to want to jump into a fire. also the acidic thing - the main active ingredient of mushrooms is psilocin - there's also psilocybin - which gets converted into psilocin in your stomach, but can be converted into psilocin in an acidic enviroment beforehand for faster onset. infact, if you're worried about being stuck in a trip for 4 hours, then there's a thing called lemon-tek - which is basically mushrooms + pure lemon juice. it can be a lot more intense than a regular trip as usually your stomach takes it's time digesting all of the mushrooms you just stuffed into yourself, but that's why you should lower dose 2x or 3x when using lemon juice and also why the duration of a lemon-tek trip is usually halved, but onset is rapid. I find this a good fit for me because waiting an hour for the mushrooms to start working can get anxious sometimes. since this is more potent though, preparing should be left to someone that's familiar with it and research should be done. also, funnily enough, lemon juice has anti-nausea properties (things like beta-pinene, also found in ginger) which come in handy aswell (since besides the mushroom chitin (black stuff under cap) which is hard to digest (that's why people drink tea, powderize, etc) usually the main culprit of nausea is serotonin - these tryptamine psychedelics bind to serotonin receptors, 5-ht1, 5-ht2 - causing psychedelic effects, but also to 5-ht3 which can cause nausea. (weed helps, anti-nausea medicines eg. ondansetron are actually usually 5-ht3 antagonists and so is lemon). anyways i'm sure you'd have a great time with lauren whatever way you consumed them. sorry for wall of text |
Pat Dixon AND Jessie Joyce. Choice! Pat doesn't just hate women. He hates everyone. A bit. He's a sarcastic bastard. I like sarcastic bastards, and I'm from Queensland in Australia.
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That's pretty cool that I am learning. I had no idea there was such a place as Queensland. I look forward to learning about Kington and Princeville!
Australia really is a magical place. |
this episode is epic! hilarious!
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What a fucking line up. Doesn't get much better then this. Thankyou.
I've used Valium to take the edge off of trips. Was having an overwhelming mushroom trip, took a valium, for about an hour they fought each other and after that it was great. It didn't put me to sleep but it mellowed everything out for the next few hours. |
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Anyway, I actually knew about the Aussie name but not about South Carolina. That's kinda funny. I thought I made those up! But make no mistake. There ain't magic here in this joint. |
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My favourite is Bong Bong. |
WHEN DO WE GET THE REST OF THIS MADNESS?!?!?
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Out of interest, I went and listened to the NYC Crime Report episode about Mara Marek's abduction that Pat references in this episode. It's a really incredible story.
Then, I went and read some of the "reddit backlash." Comedienne Mara Marek tells her story of being kidnapped from a Brooklyn cafe and forced into sex slavery last year : nyc Which paints it as a really un-credible story. Those redditors sure have a lot of time on their hands. |
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How much time they have on their hands I mean. |
I'm a very avid drug user, you name it, I've likely done it and in no small quantity. I also pride myself on knowing and understanding the chemical interactions with drugs I use and drugs in general.
Alot of what was said in this section of the marathon(and other sections and shows but that's beside the point) about mushrooms was purely wrong. The psilocybin is not released from the spores into the stomach. It is throu out the entire body of the mushroom and is absorbed by the small intestine and converted into psilocin, the much more active psychoactive responsible for the effects, then interacts with the brain in several ways. Drugs affect the brain, there is no brain in the stomach. There are tones of myths and misinformation about drugs out there and KATG often get the story wrong. It's damn funny, but wrong. |
Am I going nuts here or have I listened to this 5+ times and hear EVERYONE in the show notes but my beloved Matteo Lane?
Can a heffa get a timestamp please? Gracias! |
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He was hilarious though from what I remember so you have some cool stuff to look forward too my dear. |
I have such a man crush on Matteo Lane. Just because, fuck it. Love this vid.
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did u hear him on Nick Vatterott's podcast? |
Nope, but I will now.
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