2883: Hedonist w/ Kenny DeForest and Grant Irving
Watching porn in public; sex parties; failed 3-ways and fantasies; suicide and self-worth; Atlanta dermatologist sings and dances while performing botched surgeries; German politician tired of people acknowledging the Holocaust
Guests: Grant Irving http://static-2.keithandthegirl.net/...NT-100x100.png Kenny DeForest http://static-2.keithandthegirl.net/...YD-100x100.jpg Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed |
I can't even make it through this episode. When Keith started yelling I had to press pause and laugh for a good 5 minutes. It's simultaneously hysterical and cringe worthy as shit. God I love this show!
*************************** [Just resumed] and I can't. Who is this fucking guest... How did he turn the coolest subject into shit. Why didn't they give Billy Procida this sex party podcast? *************************** [cringe pause again] Kenny is the perfect counter guest. This is podcast GOLD! |
aw, man, you guys. failed threesomes. ok. so, my sweet Bear hasn't had group sex before and last year he had an old friend coming through town on his birthday on her way to a pageant and i was like, sure. we went to dinner first and it was great! she was lovely and engaging, but i was still super not into her. you know when the chemistry isn't there and it wasn't there. we get home, sit on the couch, she pops her legs up on his and they're rubbing and iiiiiiii, being also a little too drunk from dinner, straight up peace out and go to bed. they fuck downstairs and it was fine, but i learned later it made her feel super unpretty that i didn't stay and super unpretty that it took Bear a long time to cum and she left early the next morning a little deflated, i guess, but still took home a crown, so it wasn't a total loss of her weekend.
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I like you Sparrow. You're good people.
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You are here by cordially invited to pound-town.
Sincerely, Keith Consent King Mally Written in calligraphy on thick paper stock in a slick black envelop. |
My ex got arrested by military police for watching porn and beating his meat in the public computer room on base.
He got sent home from whatever training he was at. And lied to his mom about why he was back. |
I somehow magically luckily stumbled my way into a two dudes threesome in college and it was very fun and consensual and caring and sexy and we got a repeat performance in a year later when I visited my college after graduation.
There was a few minutes of oh we are leaving the bar together so another friend thought oh we are all going home and the boys had to get rid of him but it worked out with minimal fuss. I did get the impression that surely wasn't the first time these two teamed up on a girl but there was no boy on boy interaction which I am still sad about. Oh to be young and skinny again. Which in hindsight is hilarious because my oh my was I sure I was fat then. It's on my to-do list to do that again for sure. |
Porn in public
As discussed in previous comments the only acceptable form of public porn must be placed in or around woodland/scrub areas.
After thursdays funny podcast at first I thought this one wasn’t for me but it was worth it to consider that maybe when you are depressed you strive to be the best to try and escape your own feelings of inadequacy. Gave me a little bit to think about and I like that :) |
I’ve seen on instagram that Kenny died from injuries of a bike accident. That’s terrible.
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