2928: Saturday Afternoons w/ Ashley Gavin
 

Sobriety and trauma; identifying as gay; Keith visits the family; dating criteria

Guest:
Ashley Gavin
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Thank you so much for having the podcast speech. That was beautiful and I feel the same way that Andrea does. Also the blue apron ad was so damn funny

Ashley is a wonderful person. I’d date her if I was a single lesbian.

I really liked her! Great Guest.

Wow!
 

Oh Emm Gee, as they say. I just figured something out.

OK, my new theory:
Many days, I hate myself. (Check.) I'm fuckin' hilarious! (Check.) And I never see Ashley. (Check!)

{Totals up the checkmarks on a clipboard, does some quick math}

YOU GUYS! ***I'M DATING ASHLEY!*** This is SO AWESOME. Hooray!!

Also, thanks for playing the speeches at the end. Very cool. Love to you all.

comics and actors I can deal with

musicians? gtfoh

comics? lord no. this show is a constant cautionary tale.

musicians i can handle, unless you're an average bass player, but i think my heart of hearts is searching for a lighting designer to have a brief, intense lesbian love affair with that we'll think back fondly on in our golden years.

self loathing, unaddressed daddy issues and alcoholism? Sign me the fuck up. I'm codependent. I want to fix/be the distraction for these sexy dummies.
The narcissism and complete lack of self awareness of a musician? Especially a struggling one with only sad music? fucking kill me