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Michael's Servant 02-12-2019 10:00 PM

3024: For the Birds w/ Joe Pontillo
Your parents on social media; Dave Assman not allowed his name on his license plate; Joe owns 7 birds; Justin Bieber's celibacy and marriage to Hailey Baldwin; best man speeches

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Bucho 02-13-2019 02:46 AM

Why so dang short?!?

I mean, a sub-40 was forgivable back when you guys had do save time for my beloved Silent Trailers, but since that's on hiatus, what's the excuse, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

In other feedback, the "My Parents Want Me To Have a Kid and the Kid Murder Me" section was magnificent.

Bucho 02-13-2019 02:55 AM

Wait ... you guys followed up this 36 minute show with a 2 HOUR SHOW with Ashley Brooke Roberts' fella that's only on YouTube?

Archimedes_Screw 02-13-2019 07:10 AM

Firmer softer firmer softer firmer softer firmer softer!

invader 02-13-2019 10:00 AM

I use to worked at a pet store and met a woman who had a parrot who would hurl racial slurs at her husband. She wanted to know if there was a way to make birds forget words. She also claimed she had no idea where the bird learned that word.

A few weeks later a man came in angrily buying a ton of bird food. Slamming it down on the counter. I ask if, "everything is okay?" He answers, "all this fucking money I spend on this damn bird. Do you know what it calls me!?"

Laughed till there were tears in my eyes.

Brittany 02-13-2019 10:21 AM

The Birds
Chemda was going in on him about his birds! She seemed so confused as to why anyone would have a pet bird. I laughed so hard!!

SpareBen 02-13-2019 11:34 AM

Quick reminder that the Bieber podcast hosted by Rosebud Baker & Corinne Fisher is very entertaining even if you're only vaguely interested in the Biebs. Petey Deabreu was a recent guest.

Keith 02-13-2019 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by Brittany (Post 873598)
Chemda was going in on him about his birds! She seemed so confused as to why anyone would have a pet bird. I laughed so hard!!

You own 7 pet birds?

Archimedes_Screw 02-13-2019 11:41 AM

My grandma had an African gray parrot that’d always call me a dick. He flew a little too close to the Great Dane. That dog ate him so damn fast lol

Svage 02-13-2019 09:45 PM

7 birds is excessive. I have one. And two cats. Am I excessive?

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