3208: Feeble Minds w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan
 

The Book Reports

Guests:
Andrea Allan
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Bianca Brady
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Not gonna lie, I'm having a hard time staying focused and attentive to these streamlined descriptions of these books.

The fact that Andrea and Bianca read through the entire things is masochism at the highest level!

You get it.

We debated between Feeble Minds and Mike Drop

I wasn’t expecting to ugly cry during this episode. What a beautiful email Amy. I’m so sorry for your loss. I haven’t listened to the entire show yet, but your email got me. I hope you’re on the forums! Sending you love from Canada - M

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Also, who am I kidding? It’s entirely possible I ugly cry listening to Bianca and Andrea’s book reports. I hope you guys are still sane. I love you.

Jesus fuck.

I was HOWLING with laughter.

Fucking Burger King 😂😂

Bianca describing this dude sliding under the table to give FM head 🤣🤣🤣

This is why I'm a VIP member and a kickstarter supporter. For quality content like this. Wow, I haven't had a laugh like that in a good while.

When are the audiobooks coming out?

The reason why there is a leap year is because there isn’t exactly 365 days in a year. Jesus Fucking Christ.

🎶 Jesus Fire Star! Christian Fire Star! 🎶

3 men Brokeback Mountained in a cave and had to come up with a story for their wives.

Children's Party
 

After hearing all the children's party stories throughout the years, it would be great if you guys did one more children's party and it was streamed live for us all to see.

I would pay good money for this.

Great episode! Only Bianca and Andrea could make those books so entertaining. I think they should record the audio version of the books, as long as they add their own commentary. That's the only way they will sell, and maybe, just maybe, there will be less feeble minds in the world. Just make sure you all get a cut of those hundreds of millions of dollars that Father Malley projected he'd make.!

Love you guys!

TBH I mostly just want Burger King now.

That's the real crime.

Listening to Andrea and Bianca analyze/dissect/puke up this information gave me a similar feeling. I honestly and literally felt a rush as my brain span trying to make sense of all the jumping from one lie to another, from one insane spec of information that spins off into a tangent. Jesus H Christ.

Is he getting off on creating these fantasy worlds where he talks to magic white men who confirm his nonsense and where he totally never made his kids dig holes and a millionaire almost seduced him on a cruise and he played catch with Keith and Keith threw the ball with such a force that gosh darnit, can you believe it?

Or is he just out of his mind?

I guess there isn't a numberletter in hebrew for leap year

He definitely never met any nerd in BK to confim his bullshit but I feel like he might have sucked a dick in a BK bathroom while he was coked up writing these books. It still holds a special place in his heart so he used it as a setting.

Save Mike Drop for the episode where he finally realizes you're Not!Cat and disowns you times Infinity

The pulley systems to help transport bodies!! Holes!!!! He’s saying how he got the bodies in the holes!! I’ll bet he toyed with the idea that he was Jesus himself and could heal people...


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We now know the real reason why the Malley boys had to dig holes in the yard. :eek:

Mel, Bel and Gus... the original 3 Stooges.

Thank you all for your sacrifice. What. Fucking. Entertainment.

You all are some of my favorite people and I did have equal parts excitement and fear going into this episode. Excitement that this was going to be fun and hilarious and enlightening... and fear that the expense of that would be your sanity.

Keith - how did you and your sibling make it out alive?

Bianca & Andrea - thank you for really breaking it down for us “laypeople”. Did I grow up catholic? Yes. Did I understand any part of what the fuck was happening in these books? Not really. Did that take away from the episode? Not at all. So good.

VIP is the best.

I knew that there was no way anyone could pass any quiz on these books because FM purposely made it that way. He would ask all of the questions on the back of his book and because his math is so fucked he can just keep telling how wrong you are, and would never give you the answer, insisting that you keep on trying until you snap and kill him.


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"I was unmarried the entire time I was reading this book. "

Bianca is a god damn treasure.

I wonder does Keith's siblings know about this and what their thoughts are?

I knew FM’s writing would be bad. I didn’t know. It would be this bad. There’s easier ways of getting a migraine and it’s impressive Bianca and Andrea powered through.

Thank you for keeping it brisk and enjoyable.

FM could win an award. For being the biggest narcissist of our time.

Burger King. Where the elite, meet!

#64! ORDER 64!

Andrea Reading Circle
 

While listening to this episode all I can think is how I want Andrea to start a new podcast where she just reads to me in the way she explains the book in this episode.

But I also love Bianca giving a more "proper" school book report that is more elegant, but Andrea gives it to be more real and in a way that I can handle it.

Andrea's book reports are a sexuality.

I weep no more!

Well there's a new testimonial to add to his book jacket:

"Basically, it's a big let down, this book." -a cancer patient.

“What’s shocking it English is his first language”

Lmaooo! Chemda has me literally laughing out loud in the check out line people were looking at me, I didn’t care, kept laughing.

Also, that quote gets added to the FM t-shirts

Step-dad Keith!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 

Chemda coming out of retirement for a five year old birthday party magic show is giving me all the feels

Just when you think you understand how messed up FM is there is a random photograph of Keith and his sister that FM put in his book exposing how out of touch he was with his kids and how deep his denial goes.

It is heartbreaking when a daughter says she will not go to a father-daughter dance with her dad bc he is such a weirdo. It is pathetic when that same father uses the picture to show off his family in his book. FM clearly was including pictures he thought made him look good as a father and he used that photo bc it was of Keith and his sister dressed up.

FM had zero embarrassment or empathy for his kids when he chose to include that picture to promote himself even though that very picture depicts a moment of failure as a father on his part. Wow just wow.

Can we that pic and the family tree in the show notes?

I’m teasing it for when we sell these books for $200 each.

But god damn it’s gonna be even worse than you thought.

Putting up now...

This is one of those shows that will be legendary for years to come cause even though it was nearly 2 hrs long i could have listened for 100+ hrs. It was so funny and so incisive and i really especially like that over time chemda is slowly and more deeply understanding why keith is the way he is in regards to his dad. Speaking of which step dad keith i am here for all day everyday and also can we have some combo of bianca and or andrea on every show i know their in the background especially their great laughs but the shows take on an next level feel when their on.

Royalties
 

Sounds like Dan Brown read your dad's book and came up with a marginally better storyline (aledgedly) :)