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Keith 12-03-2021 04:18 PM

3480: The Bleachers w/ Calvin Cato
KATG favorite Calvin Cato joins KATG to help celebrate the latest KATG Kickstarter. ITíS THE FINAL HOURS! Together they discuss a listenerís letter, if Chemda has always been filled with kindness and warmth, her birthday demands, and Calvinís loving relationship of over a year. Calvin dishes on performing stand-up on a gay cruise while Keith reminisces on the time his Dad caught him with porn. The trio also discusses COVID in regards to NYCís transit authority and how to properly grease workers.

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Svage 12-03-2021 05:39 PM

I loled my balls off, and yes Keith. Your childhood definitely had an effect on your discovering jerking off at 18

Apia resurrected 12-03-2021 11:04 PM

I wish I could start a Covid testing company in New York.
It seems to be extremely good business.

1. steady income due to stupidity of the people ( we have our own stupid people, so don’t be sad)
2. only few processes necessary
3. the company has literally just one job
4. good money can be made
5. new variants guarantee income for years

g001dfinger 12-06-2021 07:14 AM

Calvin is a trickster!
Of course I see why Keith has to talk to him like he does. So much has to be un-trickster-ed.

shoebootie 12-06-2021 03:14 PM

Keith's Dad and weird apple cider tings

Keith's dad isn't entirely wrong about "the apple cider can still ferment" but I'm not so sure it's turning into wine that's gonna get you fucked up or whatever.... probably would just taste bad, not turn into alcohol.


Got a half gallon jug of apple cider at the farm stand recently, put it in the fridge as one does, and IDK forgot about it or wasn't in the mood for apple cider. It was unopened. So maybe 2-3 weeks old? One morning I'm in the kitchen getting my first cup of coffee to start the day, open the fridge and everything is vaguely wet.... and it looks like there's a puddle of piss on the bottom of the fridge by the drawers. So I'm like not even caffeinated yet, so I'm just like ok gonna wipe off the bottom of my coffee creamer, and deal with whatever the fuck this is in an hour or two. Realizing I'm going to have to empty out my whole fridge and deal with this fuckery.

It was the apple cider. It kept fermenting and then the jug burst at the seams. What a fucking mess.

nordcharonmir 12-14-2021 12:41 PM

From the sounds of that cruise I think Calvin et al. will be in some need of Dr. Fauci soon.

NickSaggy 01-26-2022 04:28 AM


Originally Posted by nordcharonmir (Post 891526)
From the sounds of that cruise I think Calvin et al. will be in some need of Dr. Fauci soon.

Without the sounds it would be a very big difference.

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