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Keith 01-17-2023 07:01 PM

111: The Matrix
 
We back, y’all! Make sure to check the photos on Reddit before you listen, cause I’m coming in hot! In our first 2023 episode, we discuss gentlemen, porn scenarios, shitty gifts, my future, sports, knees, customer service, Batman, soldiers, the Friend Zone, and hair metal.


Episodes discussed:


204: Boycott AOL
424: Idiocracy
652: The Boss' Wife w/ Brother Love
1517: Reality Bites
1708: Take a Knee
2549: Latin Standards w/ Marga Gomez
2791: Friend Zone w/ Jessie Jolles
3490: Peacemaker

Guest:
Newsy
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Apia resurrected 01-18-2023 11:58 PM

I can see you living in the country for good 2 weeks Jerome!

Apia resurrected 01-19-2023 04:43 AM

If the new conservative gay texted every day and wanted to see Jerome a lot, he would be bored in a week.
And he uses the “we” like a pro.

Newsy 01-19-2023 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 895695)
If the new conservative gay texted every day and wanted to see Jerome a lot, he would be bored in a week.
And he uses the “we” like a pro.


He did use We like a pro and it broke me. [emoji22]


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Steph 01-19-2023 08:08 AM

releasing old episodes
 
This was mentioned briefly at the start of the show. I think it would be great to release old episodes of KATG or other VIP shows in your feed while you are on break. Even though I have VIP there are so many shows to choose from I would love it if some that you selected were just in my regular podcast feed when you aren't releasing new shows. I think this would be a great way to promote the VIP program to new people, too.

Apia resurrected 01-19-2023 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Newsy (Post 895696)
He did use We like a pro and it broke me. [emoji22]


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I don’t know but it seems like he knows what he is doing?
I remember I once felt into this trap. A guy I had something going on with talked about us going on vacation together and stuff like that and I started to believe there was more to it than it was.

shoebootie 01-20-2023 11:57 AM

Newsy, I mean this with all the love and light possible....

But are you being willfully naive? How many divorcees that are on the DL do you have to bang, but still have this narrative that the women had all these red flags? You like banging straight men, and they keep getting divorced. I WONDER WHY? Their wives picked up on these red flags coming off their lying husbands, that's for sure. You have a type, and good for you I guess, but this certainly isn't some harpee nagging wife storyline at all.

Some country bumpkin who's got multiple LLCs? I can form my own LLC now in 3 minutes. It's not a thing he should brag about or makes him more legit.

You're getting scammed all around.

shoebootie 01-20-2023 12:07 PM

And if you're always banging dudes who are doing stuff outside of their primary relationship, meeting up in hotels, finding randoms and repeats from sniffies - is it surprising you're getting weirdoes that have exorcist moments?

So like, where's the middle ground? You're not open for a relationship so you bang these casual encounters, until some big country idiot wants to share his land with you, with romantic cattle-tub bubble baths?

what's the code for betterhelp again?

Newsy 01-20-2023 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoebootie (Post 895710)
And if you're always banging dudes who are doing stuff outside of their primary relationship, meeting up in hotels, finding randoms and repeats from sniffies - is it surprising you're getting weirdoes that have exorcist moments?

So like, where's the middle ground? You're not open for a relationship so you bang these casual encounters, until some big country idiot wants to share his land with you, with romantic cattle-tub bubble baths?

what's the code for betterhelp again?


Muahahahaha. My friend and I were trying to talk it out all day yesterday. He'll, he stumped me by asking "What do you want?"

I might be holding on to the idea that I can Goldilocks my way through life, and when I've found The One, certainly he'll be on the same page and ready to envelop me into his life. That's about as much as I got for ya.

I do appreciate your thoughts and queries.

Kimmy Schmidt sees what I want, via Mikey and Titus. Is that so much to ask for? Some dummy Italian to fall in love with a dramatic gay black man who likes capes?


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shoebootie 01-20-2023 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsy (Post 895711)

Kimmy Schmidt sees what I want, via Mikey and Titus. Is that so much to ask for? Some dummy Italian to fall in love with a dramatic gay black man who likes capes?


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How'd you know I envisioned you as Titus shucking corn in some overalls???


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