KATG Movie
 

edited from the live show 276: Corsages and Coconuts
chat log:

podcastgalaxy: What if there is ever a KATG movie? Who is going to play K and TG?
tyrone: Keith - Kurt Russel
podcastgalaxy: I say Antonio Bandaras will play Spooky
podcastgalaxy: Halle Berry will play Patrice
mns: nah, spooky will be played by george carlin.
Team_Spooky: I would have to go with Kurt Russel to play Spooky
indiana: Spooky= Crispin Glover?
podcastgalaxy: Kurt Russel will cameo himself
Kurt_Russell: I play Keith or I'm out
samwise: Crispin Glover is kind of creepy.
podcastgalaxy: Burt Reyonlds plays Keith goddammit
Kurt_Russell: Burt can play Keith's Dad
podcastgalaxy: YES, kurt!
podcastgalaxy: Brilliant
Team_Spooky: Victor can play himself
podcastgalaxy: Who the HELL is going to play Chemda?
President_Bucho: Nick Nolte plays Keet
Kurt_Russell: Celine Dion
PaulM: that chick from my big fat greek wedding
samwise: hahahaha Celine Dion!
samwise: Awesome.
tyrone: Minie Driver
Kurt_Russell: I'm Keith
Kore: selma hayk
Keiths_Dad: Patrice - Halle Berry, Me - Burt Reynold
podcastgalaxy: halle Berry totally Patrice
podcastgalaxy: And she will have to have a naked part
Team_Spooky: Steve Buccemi can play One Eyed Davis
Keiths_Dad: Victor Plays himself
Kore: samuel l jackson = dj quad
Kurt_Russell: Creepy Guy?
Keiths_Dad: Jimmy Smits for Charlie
Team_Spooky: John Petrie - Michael Jackson
PaulM: christopher walken - spooky
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Who plays Andrea?
President_Bucho: Walter Mathau to play Andrea
Keiths_Dad: Kevin Federline - Douche Bag #2
tyrone: Ricky Gervais can play Keith
Team_Spooky: Patrick Stewart can play Keith
Keiths_Dad: Matt B - Matthew Mconaughey
President_Bucho: Keet can play Spooky
podcastgalaxy: Keith can play Chemda
podcastgalaxy: WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PLAY ADAM CURRY!?~
Keiths_Dad: BOnkers - The weird guy from the Rob Zombie movies
indiana: The Nelson Twins can play Curry
podcastgalaxy: Janie Lane can play Adam Curry
Brennok: Vinnie Jones or Jason Stathom can play Keith
JimCo: hahah I'd like to the Donald to take the part of a guy who gets killed or kills someone... like Goodfellas. Sopraros.
podcastgalaxy: Keifer Sutherland can play Keith
Keiths_Dad: Adam would be played by Michael Vartan
Team_Spooky: Keith played by Kevin Weiseman
podcastgalaxy: Dan Klass is such a major talent, he can play himself
Keiths_Dad: Fuck Dan Klass
Keiths_Dad: Dr. Dan can play himself
Keiths_Dad: Michael G can be played by the queer on Will and Grace
podcastgalaxy: In the movie, Patrice has to have a love scene with Adam Curry
podcastgalaxy: Adam comes over with D & D to have them sign the contract and Patrice answers the door
Keiths_Dad: Patrice won't have a love scene
samwise: hahah Is Hari playing herself?
William: Hari does hte topless scene
Keiths_Dad: Hopefully
Keiths_Dad: Hari does the full nude fucking/sucking scene
President_Bucho: John Petrie played by Anthony Keidis
podcastgalaxy: Who the hell is goign to play Dawn and Drew in the movie?
Team_Spooky: The olsen twins
Keiths_Dad: The Olsen twins play themselves in the movie
Keiths_Dad: Catherine will be played by Robin Givens
good_times: fag
Team_Spooky: Victor is playing wolverine
podcastgalaxy: Tom Cruise will be....I'm empty
podcastgalaxy: WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PLAY JESSE!?!
podcastgalaxy: RICK SPRINGFIELD!
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Harry POtter will play Jesse
Kurt_Russell: Brother Love will play Jesse
Keiths_Dad: Who will play the hermaphodite?
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Duece Duece
Keiths_Dad: Deuce will be played by Tom Cruise
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Who will play Fat Jani Lane?
Kurt_Russell: Jani Lane plays himself
JimCo: hahah jani
Keiths_Dad: Jani Lane will put on a fat suit and play himself
JimCo: funny shit pat
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Who plays Chemda's mom in the movie?
podcastgalaxy: Barbara Striesand
sparce: Merryl Streep
Lucky: britny spears
REVenant: haha
podcastgalaxy: There has to be robots in the movie! !
JimCo: hahah
Kurt_Russell: Kurt Russell is playing Keet Maallley
podcastgalaxy: Who's going to play that french chick in the movie?
Patrices_Hootie-Who: Nicole Kidman
podcastgalaxy: NO! That sharon stoner chick
podcastgalaxy: She's a fucking hoot
Lucky: hootch
podcastgalaxy: I want to talk more about the KATG movie
Kurt_Russell: Who did we decide on playing Chemda?

Hmm, I still think that the Dad from That 70's Show would be a good pick for Keith's Dad. But now we need an angry Jew to play Chemda's Dad...

Edit: Deuce to be played by Gilbert Gotfried.

LOL at

podcastgalaxy: Dan Klass is such a major talent, he can play himself
Keiths_Dad: Fuck Dan Klass
Keiths_Dad: Dr. Dan can play himself
Keiths_Dad: Michael G can be played by the queer on Will and Grace

What would the script look like?

i'd say a horror film, no?

It should be a superhero movie, so chemda can use her magic hands.

No, Gilbert Godfried is funny.

Tom Cruise can play Deuce Deuce 'cause they're both creepy and obsessive.

I don't know. The only person I can see playing DD is Jason Mewes. He's the only person I can visualize saying "Yay Yay" in THAT tone of voice.

Chemda's dad will be Danny Devito. Andy Dick will play Adam Curry.