And... youre back!
Best show in a while. I see that the reviews for 189 are good too so I'm looking forward to it.
"For a quarter more at theatre you get an extra fat fuck size tub"
"And don't you love when the fattest person in the room says
How come nobody wants some fried chicken!"
Re - Chemda's special ordering - My experience is that unless your with a neurotic guy, girls are always more difficult when it comes to ordering meals. My extended family is the worst. My wife's a vegetarian, my brother-in-law doesn't eat carbs and his wife won't eat red meat, and lastly my mother-in-law is on a low everything diet: most times she orders a plain egg white omelet or something like that. Me? I'm a fucking slob who eats anything.
Keith's right on the mark when it comes to the government regulating hotel shower controls. I fucking hate having to figure out how the shower works. I always feel like a retard.
You ever wonder who last slept in the hotel bed? Just the same way Chemda's making out with the sound guy, you're sleeping on the sweat of every other guest whose stayed in the hotel room.
I travel a bit and usually stay at nice hotels but even then I wonder. Sure they change the sheets but they don't give you fresh pillows or blankets or a mattress. The mattresses are probably loaded with sweat stains and bodily secretions. Who knows who the fuck was sweating through the sheets the night before and what the fuck they were doing? Was he jerking off all over the bed while watching hotel porn? Did he and his buddy get too drunk the night before and decided to experiment? Ugh. And Chemda stayed at the Econo-lodge? Extra groddy shit probably happens there.
This ties into what Keith said about JohnyRockets and the plates being clean. Ever think about what herpes - hasn't brushed his teeth all week, just had his dog lick his mouth after the dog licked himself - motherfucker just used the fork you're about to put in your mouth? Did they really wash it or did the $5.00 an hour dishwasher just wipe it down? Keith can probably give us the scoop on what really happens in resturant kitchens.
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Here's a recent site showing how models are re-touched:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14537 (ws)
Click on any of the three pics and wait for the flash to load on the popup.
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Oh man! An intermission would be welcome. Everyone times their drinking so that you dont have to pee during the movie but inevitably you have to and then youre like What? What did I miss? and all you ever back is Shhhhh. Nothing. Or that guy is the one who killed her. And youre like What guy? only to be met with Shhhh. Youll see
I bet you if just one theatre in New York started having intermissions , it would catch on
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"What? What's an iPod?"
Keith: "...yea, the iPod"
RadioShak: "What is it?"
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