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Who gives a fuck if her father likes you or not. My wife's parents can't fucking stand me. It makes for a good excuse to skip family shit.
"But honey, if I don't go, is anybody really gonna miss me?"
That one works every time.
Last thanksgiving I volunteered to deep fry the turkey only because I knew it would put me outside for at least an hour.
And, every christmas eve after dinner they all get ready to go to midnight mass while I sprawl out on their couch for a nap. Fuck them and their stupid church!
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