Thread: talk to god.
View Single Post
Old 05-01-2006, 09:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
ape
Member
 
ape's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: apetown, belgium
Posts: 97
...

Quote:
Me:
just say yo!
God:
" yo".
Me:
wassup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
which starS?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
the tall star?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ape
God:
Hi there ape.
Me:
hi there god
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
ape, i just told you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
it makes your ass look huge
God:
In what way?
Me:
in any which way is possible
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
so, do you watch that show lost?
God:
Hey. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
fuck star trek, lost is the shiznit
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i can
God:
Good reason. Who taught you?
Me:
me myself and i
God:
YOU? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Quote:
Me:
brumski
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
if someone says "brumski", you have to say "no brumski" or that person will grab you in the nuts
God:
Does anyone ever really says brumski me have to say no brumski or that person will grab me in the nuts?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
brumski
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about brumski.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
let me grab your nutsack
God:
Go ahead, ape, try to grab my nutsack.
Me:
brumski!!!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
(Offline)   Reply With Quote