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The problem is that the rewards would be gone, so none. There is nothing rewarding I would get from crime, even joyriding.
If, however, I could keep the consequences on others without harming myself, I'd steal every unattended child I found, take them to a safe, pleasant place and laugh while their irresponsible and stupid parents freaked out and cried for the baby that they couldn't have given 2 fucks about when it was kicking me on the subway, or screaming in the supermarket for no fucking reason, or running around my table at the restaurant. I'd ask them why they even want their children when they obviously don't care about them or what they do. Then I'd give it back after they were traumatized enough to never let that baby out of their site again.
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