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Originally Posted by punk'n

My roommate in college (who I didn't know until we moved into together) ratted me out to the cops and the school because she came home early one day and found me rolling a joint. She acted all cool at the time and said it was no big deal but then a week later, I went home for the weekend and when I got back to school all her shit was gone. I went out in the hallway to ask the dorm manager girl what happened and I bumped into aforementioned roommate. All she could say was, "I did it for your own good". In less than an hour, cops were rummaging my dorm room looking for drugs. Luckily I had hidden my stash in a friend's room by this point.

Oh the irony of a Bible thumping Jesus freak that fucked a different guy every night could have such a stick up her ass over a little pot. Oh well, having a single room in college is WAY better anyways. Bitch.

Yes, what a bitch.