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Originally Posted by Sajizzle
I still don't regret never reading a manual. Half the fun of playing with a new toy is figuring out all the things it can do on your own. Even if that toy could fucking kill you.
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Now THAT is a good contestant for my '09 quote-of-the-year. I'm going back out to a gunnery range tomorrow where we are playing with out new toys....Armored Security Vehicles! Featuring an array of complicated electronic targeting technology fully equipped with dozens of knobs and switches that I'll never fucking understand all linked into top-notch optical targeting and surveillance systems which ultimately give you pinpoint accuracy with two badass heavy machine guns capable of rendering a town uninhabitable to any organism in mere minutes. I must point out, it comes with several thick manuals which describe how to run it all in painfully minute detail. Tomorrow is shooting day, with live explosive bullets. That begs the question..."Did he read the instructions yet?"
Hahaha, stay tuned to your favorite news channel kids!
I'm joking
Or am I?