An older gentleman, a stallion, the english countryside, it's just your gay side coming out. As the elephant in the room, it comes charging towards the house with wounds from bondage games, you drop to your knees and open your mouth.
Just pay heed to the reminders that it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, so don't forget your safety word (you should also learn to sign it just in case someone grabs you by the neck, throws you to the floor, and you can't talk).
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