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Originally Posted by hellbent
You work hard for years and pay off all of your debt, but the very second you actually pay off the dept, you suffer a massive coronary and die penniless and with a goofy grin.
I wish I could shoot fricken lasers out of my eyes.
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You get laser eyes but can't control them and accidentally kill everyone you love.
I wish I had a big slice of chocolate cake.