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Originally Posted by Bucho
I knew you would be fascinating. Parts of Keith and Chemda's book must have felt like they were written for you, although like you say, not with the best timing. Is your ex-husband the same age as you or older? And what do you think happened to turn things so sour only a year into marriage when you'd had four years of a relationship that made you say yes to marrying him?
Also, when I read your story I pictured your husband (because it played like a movie trailer or short film in my head) to be played by the dude who plays Liz's ex Dennis on 30 Rock (but a not funny version) and your Handsome Boy to be played by James Franco (who's automatically a funny version). And you to be played by you, of course. Am I close?
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The ex is 2 years older than me. The boyfriend is 5 years younger. Honestly, I married too young and our relationship was more of a friendship love than a romantic love. I think I was just happy to have someone take care of me. I was out of my parents' house and immediatley moved in with him, so I never had a chance to be on my own. He treated me like a child, did everything for me, and I lost myself.
You should actually picture the ex as a greasy Elvis wanna be, and the handsome boy as a bald James Franco. This would be a great movie. I should write a screenplay....with me ending up in a problem-free dream relationship with the handsome fella, living in the same town and having mind-blowing sex every night.
I suppose I should also mention that I never had any babies with the ex...I guess you'd have to bang to do that, though.