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Fine, if Keith deems me not to suck enough to open for him, I'm going to have Uncle Miltie open for me. You know what? I'm going to have Uncle Miltie open for everything I do. Just before I take an exam--Uncle Miltie opens with some racial jokes. Uncle Miltie will be in the processional when I get married. Just before my funeral--Uncle Miltie has some final racial jokes.
Being black, I'm sure my family would get a kick out of Uncle Militie. Then again, considering the inappropriate jokes my Grandma tells, it's a tough call. I think my family would be more offended if he just said racist things and they didn't even have a punch line. My family won't stand for unfunny attempts at humor.
In conclusion, Keith, can't wait for the contest to be your opening act!
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