If you don't forward this e-mail/bulletin/wall post etc... to at least 5 people, then Jesus Christ (your one true lord and savior) will come back as an Asian deep sea fisherman who uses cute fluffy kittens for bait.
aaaaaaaand you'll get aids from your next dollar menu item (yeah it's the SPECIAL special sauce).
Wait, does food from the dollar menus have sauce on them? Just fucking forward this bullshit!
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