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Originally Posted by Lanfear
He sounds like he is decent date material...
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You just like him cuz he's of German descent
This guy got busted buying jewelry...
Nope. Not gonna do it.
You know what? Maybe Ben has a really big dick. Maybe he's rich or gives Myka good career advice or something. Maybe he's good for her comedy. Like when he doesn't show up for their anniversary and Myka calls after waiting an hour for him to pick her up.
He texts her, "Oh yeah. I was getting ready for our big date but decided I'm a guy, (insert lengthy bullshit) and you know how it is, (insert another excessive novella-sized tangent ) and so yeah. I can't believe I fit this all into a text, but we're breaking up. Via text. On our anniversary. Cuz I'm normal. This is what normal people do."
Pain is good for comedy. I can see the appeal
