1091: Good Morning!

[OSLIN]

One more thing: several years ago I started carrying earplugs with me whenever I fly. No more problems with screaming babies. Can still hear them, but it takes the edge off.

[Newsy]

Can someone clip the Morning It's Morning and post it here? I need to wake up to lols.

[Newsy]

btw, the puzzle alarm clock

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PUZZLE ALARM CLOCK- Gadget of the year 2009! - gadgets, funny gifts and company gifts

[Todd]

Originally Posted by serial_x

They aren't passing on that extra piece of cake so i'm guess they don't give a shit.

Let's hope they don't.

Fat guy's thoughts for the entire flight: Please don't have to take a shit. Please don't have to take a shit. Please oh please oh please don't have to take a shit.

Which, ironically, were the exact same thoughts of EVERY OTHER PASSENGER.

[Vampire Lizard]

I'm a fat marshmellow pig, but I feel no sympathy for this fat fuck on the plane. If I ever get that big I would shoot myself, how dare I punish those who take care of themselves with my gross flabby folds.

._. I would never say anything though, maybe because I feel as though fat people don't have the right to speak out against other fat people, and I'd feel like a bitch starting drama on a flight that people's schedules depend on.

[sagzy]

Just caught myself singing the good morning song, now thats an evil song

[snottyboogernose]

About families booking seats together...I have a family of five, all of our trips get booked at least 3 months in advance, AND we go check the seating chart a couple of weeks before the flights to make sure we are all sitting together. After doing all of this, we have NEVER had seats the way we book. We have always had to go to the ticket counter to get re-seated before the flight. This was especially intresting once when they said they could not seat us together, so my wie handed the two baby carriers and the diaper bagto the ticket agent and said "This one will need to be changed in about and hour, and the other will need to be breast-fed, hope the passengers next to them are OK with that." Amazingly, we sat together. I have been the asshole and asked the felight attendants to move fat-ass to a different flight, it did not work, but I made his life miserable by playing games and watching movies with my kid for the duration of the flight.

[myka]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Ever since Keith pointed out a couple weeks ago how Cindy Adams starts her things with "So" I've been noticing it it everywhere. As far as I can tell it's mostly people who are less confident who use it, like they're afraid to just start right out and state their point so they use this kind of submissive softener to ease themselves into their own point or story. I never hear self-assured people use it; for example Keith never uses it but Myka does.

So.... does this mean I have outed myself as an insecure person? Often times the words I say after "so" go something like this, "So.... I am a really insecure person." Maybe I don't need to follow up after "so" anymore, because I can assume everyone has already gotten the point.

I think the insecure theory could be right, but is only a partial explanation. For me, saying "so" introduces people to the idea that I will be talking, which is useful because my voice can be significantly lower and quieter than others. The only time I get really loud is when I am boozed up and, incidentally, that is also when I am the least insecure. Maybe the "so" solution is to embrace alcoholism?

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

8 mile more: Myka Fox as McNugget

The rap battle went down... here are some more gems I dropped:

What I have to say to you, sir, is suck on my rooster.
You know, suck on my cock, and my doodle doo too, sir.
Suck on my ball pit, go down on my play place
Cram it in till it all fits, then wipe the tears from your rape face.

Originally Posted by archicat

Fun to have Myka back, (and Myq of course) but it's been longer since we had her on the show & she's awesome (so are you Myq)...wow this is awkward. I love you both okay!?!

Originally Posted by myq

It was great to be back (not as great as it was for Myka to be back, but only because she had a longer time between being back and not being back, so it would have been better for me to be back if I was the one who was not back for longer, so thank you, but not as much as Myka thanks you, I imagine, because something)...

Thanks everyone!

Unfortunately, it appears that Myq thanked you more than me, until now. So here is the non-imaginary thanking to both of you, Archicat for being excited to have me back, (But not, I imagine, as excited as I was to BE back), and Myq, for thanking Archicat for me more than you thanked her for yourself. Sigh. Did we do it?

Originally Posted by thepetek

It seems to me that even a robot might need something to take the edge off living with Myka. Seems like a lovely woman, don't get me wrong. Just INTENSE at times.

What do you mean by INTENSE? I am so INTENSE that you need to CAPITALIZE INTENSE? What would make you say SOMETHING like that? Do you go around calling everyone capitalized ADJECTIVES, or have I been SINGLED out? AND THANKS FOR SAYING I AM A lovely WOMAN.

[myq]

Originally Posted by thepetek

It seems to me that even a robot might need something to take the edge off living with Myka. Seems like a lovely woman, don't get me wrong. Just INTENSE at times.

I won't get you wrong, she IS a lovely woman.

And the edge is part of her that I enjoy.

I mean, don't get ME wrong, I'd be happy to get drugs from your senators also.

[Junkenstein]

They both make puns in their answers. He is calm like the ocean, she is turbulent like a storm. They complete each other.

When they have a conversation, i wonder oif they rephrase each other jokes uyntil one of the two gives in (obviously Myq, cause he's a man)

That was a nice freestyle Miss Fox. You have attitooooode. I almost like your rhymes better than Mr Kaplan's limericks (although the one about Danny was precious)