144: Keith and The Girl's Dad

Keith · 09-28-2005, 11:47 PM

"So that's 40 percent of the people thought I was an asshole."

Walter Sobchak · 09-29-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

"So that's 40 percent of the people thought I was an asshole."

Sweet. Something to listen to while I'm still at work at 1:22am. Thanks for yet another show.

jdak · 09-29-2005, 12:56 AM

where is it.. not on itunes or libsyn

Paul · 09-29-2005, 01:20 AM

panic not, the show is now up.

serial_x · 09-29-2005, 06:13 AM

My ex's father didn't agree with his daughter's relationship choice either, he constantly refered to me as "Nancy"... even at family gatherings.

We once went out to dinner with her family and her father insisted on driving everyone to the restaurant. The dinner went great and i thought that he'd finally learnt to deal with me, or at least was nice to me because i was paying for the dinner. We were getting ready to leave and he said he was going to get the car while i was paying for the meal, i walked outside only to realise he'd packed his wife and daughter into the car and left without me. My girlfriend was all apologies when i finally arrived home in a taxi. For the rest of the night she kept say "When you think about it, it's kinda funny" and i just replied with a simple "Um, no... no it isn't".

martin · 09-29-2005, 08:15 AM

Who gives a fuck if her father likes you or not. My wife's parents can't fucking stand me. It makes for a good excuse to skip family shit.

"But honey, if I don't go, is anybody really gonna miss me?"

That one works every time.

Last thanksgiving I volunteered to deep fry the turkey only because I knew it would put me outside for at least an hour.

And, every christmas eve after dinner they all get ready to go to midnight mass while I sprawl out on their couch for a nap. Fuck them and their stupid church!

martin · 09-29-2005, 08:18 AM

[QUOTE=serial_x]My ex's father didn't agree with his daughter's relationship choice either, he constantly refered to me as "Nancy"... even at family gatherings.

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Just start calling him Sally if if he doesn't like it tell him to suck your balls.

OSLIN · 10-01-2005, 04:05 PM

My husband and I laughed out loud...thanks!

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serial_x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 995	My ex's father didn't agree with his daughter's relationship choice either, he constantly refered to me as "Nancy"... even at family gatherings. We once went out to dinner with her family and her father insisted on driving everyone to the restaurant. The dinner went great and i thought that he'd finally learnt to deal with me, or at least was nice to me because i was paying for the dinner. We were getting ready to leave and he said he was going to get the car while i was paying for the meal, i walked outside only to realise he'd packed his wife and daughter into the car and left without me. My girlfriend was all apologies when i finally arrived home in a taxi. For the rest of the night she kept say "When you think about it, it's kinda funny" and i just replied with a simple "Um, no... no it isn't".
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09-29-2005, 08:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	Who gives a fuck if her father likes you or not. My wife's parents can't fucking stand me. It makes for a good excuse to skip family shit. "But honey, if I don't go, is anybody really gonna miss me?" That one works every time. Last thanksgiving I volunteered to deep fry the turkey only because I knew it would put me outside for at least an hour. And, every christmas eve after dinner they all get ready to go to midnight mass while I sprawl out on their couch for a nap. Fuck them and their stupid church!
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martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	[QUOTE=serial_x]My ex's father didn't agree with his daughter's relationship choice either, he constantly refered to me as "Nancy"... even at family gatherings. QUOTE] Just start calling him Sally if if he doesn't like it tell him to suck your balls.
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10-01-2005, 04:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
OSLIN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 317	Just listened to KATG for first time. My husband and I laughed out loud...thanks!
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