1827: Brolo's Got Talent

Keith · 08-09-2013, 01:41 PM

I know I brought it up, but please stop talking about it. This is really making me sick. It's a big FUCK YOU to us fans, sure, but on top of that it's just HIDEOUS.

It's seriously making me physically ill.

flerchin · 08-09-2013, 01:55 PM

I bet a poll along the lines of:
Bey's new haircut?
( o ) Love it.
( o ) Meh, it's her head
( o ) Baaaaaarf!

Would break down 8, 90, 2.

Keith · 08-09-2013, 02:02 PM

I'm BEGGING you...

Picture that this is MY Oklahoma tornadoes.

flerchin · 08-09-2013, 02:07 PM

Sorry Keith. I thought you might be making a joke (I'm still unsure...).

May I ask if Hugsy Malone is having a cute day today?

Keith · 08-09-2013, 02:10 PM

You may. And Hugsy is having the cutest day today, thanks for asking.

I gave her a little haircut.

campy · 08-09-2013, 02:31 PM

Beyonce has gone for the ugliest hair cut fashion since the rat tail: Short, blonde with roots. WTF . I was just talking about this with scumhook...Pink is the ONLY one who can handle the slicked back blonde mohawk (No Mliey Cyrus ...you just look like a copycat). Beyonce is the best example of the worst of this horrific trend causing nice decent people like Keith the puke on demand.

Bucho · 08-09-2013, 05:59 PM

I've played chess against dolphins at least a dozen times and only lost twice, so yeah, they're pretty stupid.

Tech007 · 08-09-2013, 06:35 PM

TV prompters ( and the people that read them) can be quite a pain in the ass on a live TV shoot.

I was just able to grab a seat at a taping of the Comedy Central "Just Talk" series at Just For Laughs in Montreal - hosted by the Roast Master General Himself - Jeff Ross.. He wasn't the only nutball - Brody Stevens also performed or broke down or whatever it is he does.. Mr Jesse Joyce closed the show and did an incredible set that was amazing to see.

Prompter problems happened all night - we, the audience, got held back at the end of the show to re-shoot some intros that got rooned by the bad prompter. Fake applause. Fake intro's. That's live TV...

Check one pic though - this duet act of two older ladies - kibitzing, I guess you'd call it, put up their entire act , word for word, EVEN the "HELLO MONTREAL" in the prompter!!

Below are the pictures. One is Jeffy. ya ya. Whatevs.
One is Jesse' intro - hope you don't mind Jesse? Good joke in there...
and one pic is the 2 ladies prompter...

ThePinkSuperhero · 08-09-2013, 07:47 PM

Keith, your wedding photos are so beautiful! Thanks for sharing. Everyone looks so great.

WittyReference · 08-10-2013, 01:48 AM

Great wedding pics - but is that a cardboard cut-out of someone behind Brother Love and Polina? It took me a while to notice Pratrice's look as I was remembering the early 90's after seeing Cole's(?) Mike Patton style undercut.

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08-09-2013, 01:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,963	I know I brought it up, but please stop talking about it. This is really making me sick. It's a big FUCK YOU to us fans, sure, but on top of that it's just HIDEOUS. It's seriously making me physically ill.
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08-09-2013, 01:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I bet a poll along the lines of: Bey's new haircut? ( o ) Love it. ( o ) Meh, it's her head ( o ) Baaaaaarf! Would break down 8, 90, 2.
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08-09-2013, 02:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,963	I'm BEGGING you... Picture that this is MY Oklahoma tornadoes. flerchin likes this.
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Sorry Keith. I thought you might be making a joke (I'm still unsure...). May I ask if Hugsy Malone is having a cute day today?
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08-09-2013, 02:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,963	You may. And Hugsy is having the cutest day today, thanks for asking. I gave her a little haircut.
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08-09-2013, 02:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Beyonce has gone for the ugliest hair cut fashion since the rat tail: Short, blonde with roots. WTF . I was just talking about this with scumhook...Pink is the ONLY one who can handle the slicked back blonde mohawk (No Mliey Cyrus ...you just look like a copycat). Beyonce is the best example of the worst of this horrific trend causing nice decent people like Keith the puke on demand.
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08-09-2013, 05:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	I've played chess against dolphins at least a dozen times and only lost twice, so yeah, they're pretty stupid. Keith, WittyReference and Scumhook like this.
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08-09-2013, 07:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
ThePinkSuperhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 324	Keith, your wedding photos are so beautiful! Thanks for sharing. Everyone looks so great. Keith and WittyReference like this.
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08-10-2013, 01:48 AM	#20 (permalink)
WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	Great wedding pics - but is that a cardboard cut-out of someone behind Brother Love and Polina? It took me a while to notice Pratrice's look as I was remembering the early 90's after seeing Cole's(?) Mike Patton style undercut.
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