190: Sexual Content

Keith · 12-22-2005, 06:13 PM

Why do you have to take something so beautiful and make it so dirty?

mali · 12-22-2005, 07:48 PM

cuz i'm so damn good at it?

DanClass · 12-22-2005, 10:24 PM

if chemda doesnt want her band mate to smell the masturbation funk, get in the tub with a waterproof toy

that'll be one dollar

Spelman · 12-23-2005, 06:16 AM

I must say, this was one of the best shows in a while. But...Keith seems rather clever. The whole time, I kept thinking Keith was doing some "baiting" with the ass business to see how many guys emailed in or posted about it. Either way, great show.

shoogbear63 · 12-26-2005, 12:35 AM

To Ryan From Athens:
I just graduated from UGA (In Athens) in May 05. If you're bragging on a national podcast about getting a three way in Athens (let alone FOUR) you're a) Full or shit or b) Need to go to a doctor ASAP. Athens isn't far from Atlanta, the HIV capital of the USA.... let alone the MANY other STD's abundant in town. You're either a lying bastard (most likely) or a disease carrying fuckup. Take your pick.

Goatboy · 12-27-2005, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoogbear63

To Ryan From Athens:
I just graduated from UGA (In Athens) in May 05. If you're bragging on a national podcast about getting a three way in Athens (let alone FOUR) you're a) Full or shit or b) Need to go to a doctor ASAP. Athens isn't far from Atlanta, the HIV capital of the USA.... let alone the MANY other STD's abundant in town. You're either a lying bastard (most likely) or a disease carrying fuckup. Take your pick.

Those aren't mutually exclusive, and yet you have to curse about it. You either suffer from extremes of logical fallacy, or you're trying too hard.

And I know someone's gotta be the last to know, but we can get podcasts in multiple nations now, too.

Tickle_My_Taint · 12-27-2005, 09:48 PM

can anyone tell me the title of the eel video show? and also the episode where Keith kicks someones ass in the elmo suit?

lickmyballssuckmy · 12-28-2005, 12:03 AM

Try these..

Wed, 18 May 2005

54: Free Porn
"I turned him upside down, and Elmo stuffed him in a garbage."

http://shitecom.libsyn.com/media/shi...2005-05-18.mp3

Fri, 17 June 2005

76: How to F***
"And granted I'm not a little boy, you know? 18. And some cultures consider that being a man."

http://shitecom.libsyn.com/media/shi...2005-06-17.mp3

Lickmy

Nick Postagulous · 12-28-2005, 07:40 AM

The eel funnel episode was Ray Visits. It was mentioned before that, but I think it's Ray Visits when we hear the video. I might be wrong, but I recently went through those.

lickmyballssuckmy · 12-28-2005, 11:50 AM

I think you're right about that one. I do remember Keith laughing with somebody about the video but it wasn't The Girl. She was cowering in the podcorner away from the video as Keith explained it on the air.

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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	I can't believe I know this shit Try these.. Wed, 18 May 2005 54: Free Porn "I turned him upside down, and Elmo stuffed him in a garbage." http://shitecom.libsyn.com/media/shi...2005-05-18.mp3 Fri, 17 June 2005 76: How to F*** "And granted I'm not a little boy, you know? 18. And some cultures consider that being a man." http://shitecom.libsyn.com/media/shi...2005-06-17.mp3 Lickmy
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Nick Postagulous Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wadison, Oklabama Posts: 524	The eel funnel episode was Ray Visits. It was mentioned before that, but I think it's Ray Visits when we hear the video. I might be wrong, but I recently went through those.
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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Ray Visits I think you're right about that one. I do remember Keith laughing with somebody about the video but it wasn't The Girl. She was cowering in the podcorner away from the video as Keith explained it on the air.
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