3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLiz

Keith · 06-09-2025, 07:52 AM

The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback.

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Keith · 06-09-2025, 10:16 PM

I just realized that my fridge can hold a whole large pizza box!!!

FreydNot · 06-10-2025, 04:29 AM

What's the story with the musical interludes? Looking forward to hearing all about it on Last Week.

Keith · 06-10-2025, 09:48 AM

In the not-VIP feed, that’s about where commercials are supposed to go, but it’s not an exact science, so I put a music bed so that, hopefully, commercials interrupt the music and not the actual show.

lizsquiz · 06-10-2025, 04:28 PM

Three and a half hours of The Brutalist, no editing and yet they still didn’t bother to PUT ANY LIQUID IN THE MUGS IN THE COFFEE SHOP SCENE. We can TELL YOU ARENT DRINKING ANYTHING! At least put water! Jesus.

litlokc · 06-10-2025, 05:20 PM

Sell tings to strangers, nope I have some people in my life who do sell tings. I offer it up to friends including them, then happy when they take it and I don’t care what they do with it

Keith · 06-11-2025, 08:58 AM

Anyone have personal experience with this?: I want to install a quarter machine on my second bathroom's door so guests have to put a quarter in and turn the thing so the door opens. (Maybe another quarter to get out? just joking.)

Yes it should be ok for a guest to leave the door ajar by closing the door just so. That's on them.

If possible, the bathroom can take ANY coin: nickels, pennies, foreign, game tokens, old school subway tokens, jerk-off booth tokens ... anything coin-like, but nothing bigger than a quarter. Not American 50-cent pieces or, god forbid, Susan B.'s. It's not about making money. It's a bathroom. It's about control.

No joke answers please.

Bucho · 06-12-2025, 03:00 PM

Holy shit (yes pun), did my ears deceive me or did Keith use the word "poop" not once but twice in this episode?!?

Wasn't it A Whole Thing back in the day that Chemda saying "poop" was a no-no because it sounds gross?

Keith · 06-12-2025, 10:55 PM

POON

Svage · 06-17-2025, 10:33 PM

https://coinoperatedproducts.com/ind...roducts_id=181

Quick Googs... Looks easy enough, youd probably need a Jigsaw to cut the hole bigger to make it fit but i don't see why it wouldn't work. It probably comes apart like a regular door handle, so you kinda sandwich the door between it and tighten down the screws that hold the sandwich together.

My guess on what you need is a Jigsaw https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-ON...525B/318898528

Tape Measure
Pencil
Screwdriver if you wanna go caveman with it or a simple drill https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milwauke...4-22/330545479

and a chisel https://www.homedepot.com/p/DEWALT-1...6858/308728511 to maybe make the strike plate spot bigger on the door jamb

you can do it!

Get the model that accepts tokens and quarters... ???? Profit during your parties

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06-10-2025, 09:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,986	In the not-VIP feed, that’s about where commercials are supposed to go, but it’s not an exact science, so I put a music bed so that, hopefully, commercials interrupt the music and not the actual show. RichSPK and bonscott1 like this.
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06-10-2025, 04:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 942	Three and a half hours of The Brutalist, no editing and yet they still didn’t bother to PUT ANY LIQUID IN THE MUGS IN THE COFFEE SHOP SCENE. We can TELL YOU ARENT DRINKING ANYTHING! At least put water! Jesus. Keith, RichSPK and Bucho like this.
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06-10-2025, 05:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
litlokc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 229	Sell tings to strangers, nope I have some people in my life who do sell tings. I offer it up to friends including them, then happy when they take it and I don’t care what they do with it Keith and Bucho like this.
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06-11-2025, 08:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,986	Anyone have personal experience with this?: I want to install a quarter machine on my second bathroom's door so guests have to put a quarter in and turn the thing so the door opens. (Maybe another quarter to get out? just joking.) Yes it should be ok for a guest to leave the door ajar by closing the door just so. That's on them. If possible, the bathroom can take ANY coin: nickels, pennies, foreign, game tokens, old school subway tokens, jerk-off booth tokens ... anything coin-like, but nothing bigger than a quarter. Not American 50-cent pieces or, god forbid, Susan B.'s. It's not about making money. It's a bathroom. It's about control. No joke answers please. Bucho likes this.
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06-12-2025, 03:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,896	Holy shit (yes pun), did my ears deceive me or did Keith use the word "poop" not once but twice in this episode?!? Wasn't it A Whole Thing back in the day that Chemda saying "poop" was a no-no because it sounds gross? Keith likes this.
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06-12-2025, 10:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,986	POON starscream and shoebootie like this.
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06-17-2025, 10:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 541	https://coinoperatedproducts.com/ind...roducts_id=181 Quick Googs... Looks easy enough, youd probably need a Jigsaw to cut the hole bigger to make it fit but i don't see why it wouldn't work. It probably comes apart like a regular door handle, so you kinda sandwich the door between it and tighten down the screws that hold the sandwich together. My guess on what you need is a Jigsaw https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-ON...525B/318898528 Tape Measure Pencil Screwdriver if you wanna go caveman with it or a simple drill https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milwauke...4-22/330545479 and a chisel https://www.homedepot.com/p/DEWALT-1...6858/308728511 to maybe make the strike plate spot bigger on the door jamb you can do it! Get the model that accepts tokens and quarters... ???? Profit during your parties Keith likes this.
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