920: Fuuuuccck Yoouu!!!

[myq]

Originally Posted by as1eeponatrain

I just keep thinking of that Steven Segull movie.. uh... .. Hard to kill? Wasn't he in a coma for over 10 years or something?

Definitely.
I saw that plausible documentary as well.

If i'm able to come out of the coma after 10 years and kick ass, keep helping me.

He was actually able to kick ass without anyone's help. In fact, most people were trying to kill him. But he overcame all odds, in a victory for the "culture of life" movement before it was even called that.

So, if you can stop people from pulling the plug on you, you get to live.
If not, fate says it's time to go.

[Bucho]

Myq
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My face hurts from laughing after he's on a show, I think I love him
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Myq face hurts from laughing after he's on a show, I think I love him

Shit I'm good at this.

[Claire]

The Joint Commision which is the regulatory body for health care organizations makes us ask the 1-10 pain question. They also want us to ask the follow up "what is your acceptable level of pain" most of us can't bring ourselves to ask that one.

[Uncast]

Originally Posted by Keith

Ah jeez.
Jesus Christ.
Ah Jeezus Christ.

This reminds me of the one classic that Keith himself came up with before Myq ever introduced this concept:

Oh My God
Jesus Christ
Oh My Christ

Even Chemda has a good one she uses all the time:

Shut Your Mouth
In Your Face
Shut Your Face

[myq]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Myq face hurts from laughing after he's on a show, I think I love him

Shit I'm good at this.

You are definitely good at things!

And one of those things is...
being thanked by me!

Thanks!

Originally Posted by Uncast

This reminds me of the one classic that Keith himself came up with before Myq ever introduced this concept...

Excellent--I've been influencing people even before I met them.

You are also good at being thanked by me... thanks!

[Leixes]

On the line that there-is-no-scientific-evidence-that-shows-why-pot-should-be-illegal and: why the fucking government should NOT meddle in your fucking private life.

Effects of Acute Smoked Marijuana on Complex Cognitive Performance
Carl L. Hart, Ph.D., Wilfred van Gorp, Ph.D., Margaret Haney, Ph.D., Richard W. Foltin, Ph.D., and Marian W. Fischman, Ph.D.

Although the ability to perform complex cognitive operations is assumed to be impaired following acute marijuana smoking, complex cognitive performance after acute marijuana use has not been adequately assessed under experimental conditions. In the present study, we used a within-participant double-blind design to evaluate the effects acute marijuana smoking on complex cognitive performance in experienced marijuana smokers. Eighteen healthy research volunteers (8 females, 10 males), averaging 24 marijuana cigarettes per week, completed this three-session outpatient study; sessions were separated by at least 72-hrs. During sessions, participants completed baseline computerized cognitive tasks, smoked a single marijuana cigarette (0%, 1.8%, or 3.9% 9-THC w/w), and completed additional cognitive tasks. Blood pressure, heart rate, and subjective effects were also assessed throughout sessions.
Marijuana cigarettes were administered in a double-blind fashion and the sequence of 9-THC concentration order was balanced across participants. Although marijuana significantly increased the number of premature responses and the time participants required to complete several tasks, it had no effect on accuracy on measures of cognitive flexibility, mental calculation, and reasoning. Additionally, heart rate and several subjective-effect ratings (e.g., “Good Drug Effect,” “High,” “Mellow”) were significantly increased in a 9-THC concentration-dependent manner. These data demonstrate that acute marijuana smoking produced minimal effects on complex cognitive task performance in experienced marijuana users. [in Neuropsychopharmacology 25:757–765, 2001]© 2001 American College of Neuropsychopharmacology. Published by Elsevier Science Inc.

[Keith]

Have you ever been high?

[BlinkChic182MN]

ugh drop the leaglize pot talk, it would take the fun out it if they did anyway!

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by Keith

Have you ever been high?

yes. Have you read all the abstract?

[Bucho]

When I was a kid I tried to invent the ultimate word to replace "cool", so I took "choice" and "awesome" and made up "chorsome". Still waiting for it to catch on.


Also works for the cinematic world

The Dark Knight
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Night Of The Living Dead
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The Dark Knight Of The Living Dead

Batman fights zombies. Possibly one is Heath Ledger.