Chastity Pelt

lizsquiz · 01-03-2011, 03:39 AM

chastity pelt: The end result of a woman intentionally neglecting to shave her legs before a date in an attempt to make herself behave.

Amanda was unsure of her ability to stay out of James' pants during their date, so she made sure to leave herself a little chastity pelt.

I've only recently learned about this as a term that exists, but have already recognised it as a "strategy" (what the?) I have used in the past.

I'm wondering if other ladies out there have experience with this, but more so, am wondering if there is a male equivalent? Obviously not hair related (unless it's ass-hair? i dont know)? Is there a thing men do to not fuck chicks? Or is that an oxymoron?

BrianAlt · 01-03-2011, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Is there a thing men do to not fuck chicks? Or is that an oxymoron?

Seriously? Is that before or after guys are doing EVERYTHING they can to fuck chicks? Personal grooming (yours or his) definitely does not play into it.

bankyanks · 01-03-2011, 07:15 AM

I don't know if it's all girls. But my friends and I deffs do it.
And it always makes me have to behave.

That's why if I shave my legs especially and no one touches them - I get very drunk and very angry.

FletchLives · 01-03-2011, 08:01 AM

when i don't want to have sex with a girl i do the honorable thing; fake falling asleep. works 99% of the time.
though there was one night when i really passed out from xanax bars and some girl sucked my dick while i was passed out. it was a girl i wouldn't have suck my dick if i were awake, but i can't complain too much, there was evidence of a finish.

picard102 · 01-03-2011, 08:14 AM

I dont get it, if you want to fuck, then fuck? Why grow hair to stop yourself from doing something you want to do.

FletchLives · 01-03-2011, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by picard102

I dont get it, if you want to fuck, then fuck? Why grow hair to stop yourself from doing something you want to do.

men already know if they want to fuck a girl before they go on a date with her. women are swayed by momentary emotion.

picard102 · 01-03-2011, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FletchLives

men already know if they want to fuck a girl before they go on a date with her. women are swayed by momentary emotion.

If you're thinking you need something to make you not fuck someone before you go on a date, then you probably want to get fucked. So do it.

FletchLives · 01-03-2011, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by picard102

If you're thinking you need something to make you not fuck someone before you go on a date, then you probably want to get fucked. So do it.

your not grasping this. mary does not want to fuck john. but being that mary is swayed by emotions on a moment-to-moment basis, she might be swayed into fucking john. which would be a mistake.

bankyanks · 01-03-2011, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FletchLives

your not grasping this. mary does not want to fuck john. but being that mary is swayed by emotions on a moment-to-moment basis, she might be swayed into fucking john. which would be a mistake.

Exactly. Mary knows she doesn't want to have sex with John. But she knows if she shaves her legs he'll use sweet words to make her think she really does want to. By having hairy legs, Mary ensures that she keeps it in her pants and in the morning she doesn't feel like a slut.

FletchLives · 01-03-2011, 09:14 AM

hairy legs, the insurance of celibacy.

01-03-2011, 03:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	Chastity Pelt chastity pelt: The end result of a woman intentionally neglecting to shave her legs before a date in an attempt to make herself behave. Amanda was unsure of her ability to stay out of James' pants during their date, so she made sure to leave herself a little chastity pelt. I've only recently learned about this as a term that exists, but have already recognised it as a "strategy" (what the?) I have used in the past. I'm wondering if other ladies out there have experience with this, but more so, am wondering if there is a male equivalent? Obviously not hair related (unless it's ass-hair? i dont know)? Is there a thing men do to not fuck chicks? Or is that an oxymoron?
(Offline)

01-03-2011, 07:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	I don't know if it's all girls. But my friends and I deffs do it. And it always makes me have to behave. That's why if I shave my legs especially and no one touches them - I get very drunk and very angry.
(Offline)

01-03-2011, 08:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	when i don't want to have sex with a girl i do the honorable thing; fake falling asleep. works 99% of the time. though there was one night when i really passed out from xanax bars and some girl sucked my dick while i was passed out. it was a girl i wouldn't have suck my dick if i were awake, but i can't complain too much, there was evidence of a finish.
(Offline)

01-03-2011, 08:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
picard102 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 2,949	I dont get it, if you want to fuck, then fuck? Why grow hair to stop yourself from doing something you want to do.
(Offline)

01-03-2011, 09:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	hairy legs, the insurance of celibacy.
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show