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It's pre-emptive measure. That no matter how you feel later in the night after the boy tells you shit that your drunk ass brain thinks is sweet - you remember NO! my hairy legs are a symbol that sober and responsible me does NOT want to have sex. |
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Yes, exactly. What a great analogy. |
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So women are essentially drunks? Not sure that's the analogy I'd want to go with.
lol, I'm not on board with this concept at all. Last edited by picard102; 01-05-2011 at 01:15 AM. |
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Maybe this is just the nerd in me, but if you don't want to have sex, why would you go outside in the first place?
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oh. Answers: #41 Free meal #17 Trying to hold him off but.... Turns out he likes to pull hair. Any hair. #34 How much does he like me? would he even if I was.... (suck it up once, then all good)) |
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And I'm sort of exaggerating about the 'going outside' but only a little bit. 90% of why I do anything other people do is because I'd like to have sex. Most of that is nullified since I have a boyfriend, but even still at least 80% of why I do anything other people do is because I want to be able to get laid should anything happen to Dr. BF. If I had a believable guarantee that we'd be together and fucking until we both die at the same time (preferably while fucking) I wouldn't talk to anybody, or go anywhere or do anything. I'd just be my actual, real, strange as fuck alien self with my boyfriend, naked and fucking.
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