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Old 08-16-2006, 06:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't let the terrorists win

With the tightening restrictions on airline travel, there has come the ever increasing possability that putting a tube of KY in your carry-on or taking a vibrator on your next vacation could land you in prison. In a society where it's unsafe to accessorize your sex life, I say the terrorists truely have won.

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Old 08-16-2006, 07:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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We can't use a plethora of sex toys worthy of an Amsterdam night-club on a plane? Man, those terrorists truly have won. The restrictions are there for a reason, and ways to divert them will probably fall into the hands of those they should not.
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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We can't use a plethora of sex toys worthy of an Amsterdam night-club on a plane? Man, those terrorists truly have won. The restrictions are there for a reason, and ways to divert them will probably fall into the hands of those they should not.
That's a pretty good point, although Sextoys on a Plane could be a great movie.
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's a pretty good point, although Sextoys on a Plane could be a great movie.
Sounds like it could star Andy Dick. Seriously.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The restrictions are there for a reason, and ways to divert them will probably fall into the hands of those they should not.
Dude, the only sure fire method of preventing people from smuggling stuff onto a plane is to ban the use of planes altogether. Even then it's a 50/50 chance.

I'm not saying that we should be oblivious to the dangers, but siezing nail clippers or someone's Sierra Mist(plug) at the gate is getting a little insane. We should have the right to travel without getting a body cavity search at every turn or what's the use, really?
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude, the only sure fire method of preventing people from smuggling stuff onto a plane is to ban the use of planes altogether. Even then it's a 50/50 chance.

I'm not saying that we should be oblivious to the dangers, but siezing nail clippers or someone's Sierra Mist(plug) at the gate is getting a little insane. We should have the right to travel without getting a body cavity search at every turn or what's the use, really?
The use is that if they didn't do a cavity search at every turn, and some dumb fuck had a bomb in a vibrator, and he set it off on the plane, then you'd be dead. How's that feel? You like being dead?

Stupid thread, stupid argument.
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The use is that if they didn't do a cavity search at every turn, and some dumb fuck had a bomb in a vibrator, and he set it off on the plane, then you'd be dead. How's that feel? You like being dead?

Stupid thread, stupid argument.
Statistically greater chance I'll get killed by some dumb fucker driving a car tomorrow. Statistically greater chance than that I'll fall down in the bathroom and die.

Life is risk, we all die. I don't need the government to bubble wrap me so I can feel safe at night.
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