Farting during sex.

Cretaceous Bob · 10-30-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

I meant farting as part of the act. I know people who actually enjoy inhaling that.

If it happens by accident, of course i wouldnt care. I would try to hold my own, though.

Oh, okay, yes, no intentional farting.

Mikey · 10-31-2009, 12:53 PM

you guys are nasty

Scribe · 10-31-2009, 02:38 PM

My wife has done it on occasion. I don't mind. Besides, the tickle it gives my balls is kind of nice.

I don't think I have ever allowed one to escape.

Junkenstein · 10-31-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

you guys are nasty

Are you the same Mikey that posts videos of people with guts all over the place, that makes polls about Furries and whose posts i'm looking for everytime i check the forums?

You're grossed out by farts?

Hmm. Yeah, i agree.

MmphsGrl · 10-31-2009, 06:57 PM

It happens... And 90 seconds... puleeze - my bestest lover lasts at least 45 minutes for each time he cums. Of course I am cumming, and cumming, and cumming.....

Now shitting - embarrassed the hell out of me. I had my ass off the bed (on my back) and was pushing down to cum... and some shit came off. He stopped - cause he had to clean me up a little (nothing on him). When I expressed embarrassment - he laughed and said he just fucked the shit out of me... Of course this guy had been fucking me for almost 90 minutes by this time. I got up to take a shower.... From now on - even if I don't think anal is on the menu for the evening - enema. Call me crazy - but I kagel so much to grip his dick - if it is down there - I am afraid it will come out...

FYI - Yes, I squirt - but only if I am bearing down....

Shit happens....

Shrug

masto · 11-01-2009, 12:43 AM

Never have. I would be completely embarrassed. I dont think there is a good excuse.

entropy357 · 11-01-2009, 01:08 AM

A women farted on me one time, when I was just starting to go down on her. She laughed nervously. We had been together for over a year. I sort of gave her a half smirk/half disgusted look and got out of there.

i ended up just fingering her and having sex. it was all good.

Junkenstein · 11-01-2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MmphsGrl

It happens... And 90 seconds... puleeze - my bestest lover lasts at least 45 minutes for each time he cums.

HEY! LADY! Are You Making fun of my pal Bucho? How dare you? He was speaking figuratively! And i'm sure he lasts for hours (i guess)!

Leave Buches alone, you silly shrugger!

Cretaceous Bob · 11-01-2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

HEY! LADY! Are You Making fun of my pal Bucho? How dare you? He was speaking figuratively! And i'm sure he lasts for hours (i guess)!

Leave Buches alone, you silly shrugger!

I TOO ALSO HAVE MANLY LOVE FOR BUCHO AND THUS AM INCENSED AT WHATEVER ACCUSATIONS JUNK'N IS REFERRING TO.

Junkenstein · 11-01-2009, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucho

If you don't have the ability to hold in a fart for 90 seconds you should go to the doctor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MmphsGrl

It happens... And 90 seconds... puleeze - my bestest lover lasts at least 45 minutes for each time he cums. Of course I am cumming, and cumming, and cumming.....

See? Kill her, Bob.

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10-31-2009, 12:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	you guys are nasty
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10-31-2009, 02:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Scribe Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 235	My wife has done it on occasion. I don't mind. Besides, the tickle it gives my balls is kind of nice. I don't think I have ever allowed one to escape.
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10-31-2009, 06:57 PM	#25 (permalink)
MmphsGrl Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Memphis - duh Posts: 16	Dude - sometimes when you are on your back and legs way up around his ears... It happens... And 90 seconds... puleeze - my bestest lover lasts at least 45 minutes for each time he cums. Of course I am cumming, and cumming, and cumming..... Now shitting - embarrassed the hell out of me. I had my ass off the bed (on my back) and was pushing down to cum... and some shit came off. He stopped - cause he had to clean me up a little (nothing on him). When I expressed embarrassment - he laughed and said he just fucked the shit out of me... Of course this guy had been fucking me for almost 90 minutes by this time. I got up to take a shower.... From now on - even if I don't think anal is on the menu for the evening - enema. Call me crazy - but I kagel so much to grip his dick - if it is down there - I am afraid it will come out... FYI - Yes, I squirt - but only if I am bearing down.... Shit happens.... Shrug __________________ I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.---------Gilda Radner Last edited by MmphsGrl; 10-31-2009 at 07:11 PM.
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11-01-2009, 12:43 AM	#26 (permalink)
masto Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6	Never have. I would be completely embarrassed. I dont think there is a good excuse.
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11-01-2009, 01:08 AM	#27 (permalink)
entropy357 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 22	A women farted on me one time, when I was just starting to go down on her. She laughed nervously. We had been together for over a year. I sort of gave her a half smirk/half disgusted look and got out of there. i ended up just fingering her and having sex. it was all good.
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