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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 579538)

i thought this thread was about having a big dick.. not being one.

oh, yoav. :rolleyes:

you disappointed me, on this one.

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Originally Posted by Sparrow (Post 579957)

And don't come up on me with smooth soft hands--I need to belive you can fell trees and wrestle bears.

Agreed.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 580306)

until then i've got a question: what is you girls' favourite shape? is anyone into curves? sight of / feeling of

...aaaaaaaaaaaand Yoav has a penis curve. I<3passiveinformation.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 580306)

until then i've got a question: what is you girls' favourite shape? is anyone into curves? sight of / feeling of

I'm not much into curves, but I've not had much experiance with that.

[/QUOTE]and another one: girls always tell other girls details about guys they were with, do you ever embellish? so others see you differently / so others see the guy differently[/QUOTE]

All the girls I've told about guys have not seen me differently. They do see the guy differently. I see the guy differently if it was a bad experiance though.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 580306)

is anyone into curves? sight of / feeling of

Took months, but I worked a nice corkscrew shape into mine. It's a huge hit at wine parties.

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Originally Posted by skizzbot (Post 580506)

Took months, but I worked a nice corkscrew shape into mine. It's a huge hit at wine parties.

I love you...you should know that.

I just snortled so loud thanks to your post.

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Originally Posted by ElleJ (Post 580517)

I love you...you should know that.

I just snortled so loud thanks to your post.

:D Oh, I try. And I'm sure you'll be happy to hear I've added "snortled" to my daily vocabulary. I'm sure it'll come in handy.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 580532)

actually no but i was considering it, if i went to wine parties alot i'd be sold on the idea but alas, i'm just not into wine.

Yoav, you talk a lot for someone who won't admit shit.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 580629)

sorry for saying i don't have a dick curve, i didn't realize it would upset so many people. i take it back. i also wrestle bears on sundays, and chop wood on tuesdays from trees i've chopped down the previous thursday which i then use to build furniture. i'm in a rock band and ride a motorcycle. i barely talk and am a great listener. twice a month i give blood and then head over to this local homeless shelter and give an inspirational talk before i privately counsel someone back on their feet, additionally i give half my paycheck to the sick children's hospital, don't worry though there's still plenty left for a lifetime of security, and i'm really just looking for the right girl to tame my ways and settle me down somewhere by the ocean with our own little private beach to watch the sunsets together every night.

You randomly bring up curved penises in the same manner that the OP brought up size, and yet you're surprised and hostile at anyone would accuse you of things?

Either you have a small dick or a curved dick. Pick one.

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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob (Post 580630)

You randomly bring up curved penises in the same manner that the OP brought up size, and yet you're surprised that and hostile at anyone would accuse you of things?

Either you have a small dick or a curved dick. Pick one.

Maybe he has a small yet curved dick?