fucking hell im glad im not a woman

da_ticklah · 11-17-2008, 09:53 PM

From looking at my wife to it Epidurals are AWESOME to see my happy place distorted beyond recognition and have her claim she claimed to barely feel it.

Drugs are awesome.

rehtaFrey · 11-18-2008, 12:12 AM

You have too much spare time Mikey.

Nebraskacountrygirl · 11-21-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by brizzlewizzle

Wait.. how do you know its less painful?

No screaming, no labor pains, and no apiziotomy (I'm sure I spelled that wrong). I was actually surprised how much a c-section didn't hurt. One cut and half an hour later they are sewing me back up and I'm in recovery. Good drugs helped also. Also my doctor is one of the best doctors in Nebraska, he is also Larry the Cable Guys wife's gyno.

Zim · 11-22-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nebraskacountrygirl

No screaming, no labor pains, and no apiziotomy (I'm sure I spelled that wrong). I was actually surprised how much a c-section didn't hurt. One cut and half an hour later they are sewing me back up and I'm in recovery. Good drugs helped also. Also my doctor is one of the best doctors in Nebraska, he is also Larry the Cable Guys wife's gyno.

pics or it didn't happen

bithead · 11-22-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jorjo

I think this sort of video should be shown in high schools - like every Friday.

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Nebraskacountrygirl · 11-22-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zim

pics or it didn't happen

No pics of Larry, my doctor has one signed at his nurses station, so one day I asked and the receptionists confirmed it. I wish I had pics though, that would be awesome!

Draconis · 03-13-2009, 04:09 PM

Aww, that wasn't so bad.

Mine was worseeeeeeeeee.

dzagama · 03-13-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by standardman

Attachment 44714

EDIT: Having said that, I'm not watching the video.

Best pic ever. Thx.

Mr. Bean · 03-14-2009, 04:56 PM

The birth of my first boy was way more intense than that. Suction was used along with numerous other pulling and cutting instruments. After watching the birth of my first boy, definitely put me down for glad I'm a man.

chickensandwich · 03-14-2009, 09:56 PM

I watched my first child being born the old fashion way, and then got to watch the c-section for our twins. C-section was alot more interesting. My wife said she preferred the c-section more expect that it wasn't planned. It was decieded after 36 hours of labor and the babies not dropping. glad i'm not a woman.....

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