Gameplan for when you think the government is after you

spooky · 04-10-2010, 05:49 PM

Why wouldn't you just move? Or resolve the issue with the government?

DWarrior · 04-10-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky

Why wouldn't you just move? Or resolve the issue with the government?

Because I'll be crazy and will want to stop them.

Come on, of all people I'd figure you to be intelligent enough to get this.

TheInfamousBiGD · 04-10-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

Because I'll be crazy and will want to stop them.

Come on, of all people I'd figure you to be intelligent enough to get this.

Maybe there is nothing intelligent to get

just saying

starfalsh · 04-10-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky

Why wouldn't you just move? Or resolve the issue with the government?

because that would be too easy

RoundAbout · 04-11-2010, 02:21 AM

Kill first ask questions later >.>

gumby013 · 04-11-2010, 05:00 AM

If you follow the steps of my crazy as a sack of weasels grandfather who did and still thinks the government is after him, here's what you should do.

1. Save a couple thousand empty tuna fish cans in your basement. Why? You never know....

2. Always keep two pallets of toilet paper on hand. Why? The end of the world, duh!

3. Renounce your federal citizenship and only acknowledge county-level governments. Why? Well since you are no longer a federal citizen you no longer are burdened with federal taxes, duh!

4. Make sure you only do business involving magnet items. Selling magnetic healing devices, magnetic water purifiers, magnetic ski racks for you car, and magnetic gas mask holders are a good place to start.

5. Make sure to keep a detailed list of those pesky federal judges that will super-insist you pay the federal taxes you no longer obligated to pay since you are not a federal citizen.

6. Make sure to join a local militia with members who have also renounced their federal citizenship and make neurotoxins to send to those feds that keep pestering you.

7. Make sure you don't have a grandson that calls the local FBI field office every time he sees you around town to report where you are and what you are up to.

dangerous · 04-11-2010, 10:51 AM

easy answer. just write ask dina. shell tell you.

John Galt · 04-11-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky

Or resolve the issue with the government?

I don't have to be a crazy libertarian to recognize this question as ridiculous. Generally speaking, rational thought and government 'service' are two incompatible states.

Q czar · 04-11-2010, 04:40 PM

I don't see a problem here. All of your troubles can be solved for the low low price of a bullet and the matching firearm.

DWarrior · 03-08-2011, 12:25 AM

Just want to revive this thread in light of the recent KATG episode. Fuck you all for hating.

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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	If you follow the steps of my crazy as a sack of weasels grandfather who did and still thinks the government is after him, here's what you should do. 1. Save a couple thousand empty tuna fish cans in your basement. Why? You never know.... 2. Always keep two pallets of toilet paper on hand. Why? The end of the world, duh! 3. Renounce your federal citizenship and only acknowledge county-level governments. Why? Well since you are no longer a federal citizen you no longer are burdened with federal taxes, duh! 4. Make sure you only do business involving magnet items. Selling magnetic healing devices, magnetic water purifiers, magnetic ski racks for you car, and magnetic gas mask holders are a good place to start. 5. Make sure to keep a detailed list of those pesky federal judges that will super-insist you pay the federal taxes you no longer obligated to pay since you are not a federal citizen. 6. Make sure to join a local militia with members who have also renounced their federal citizenship and make neurotoxins to send to those feds that keep pestering you. 7. Make sure you don't have a grandson that calls the local FBI field office every time he sees you around town to report where you are and what you are up to. __________________ -aspie dumb Going to the moon was just a well-funded episode of Jackass - Spooky
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