Gameplan for when you think the government is after you

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Just want to revive this thread in light of the recent KATG episode. Fuck you all for hating.

Without any hating, you're asking "What should I rationally do when I go crazy?"

You're a math guy, so I want to see the truth tables on that. I only vaguely remember that stuff, so it seems to me that you might stumble on the right thing.

But maybe not often enough to keep yourself from getting taken down by the state police.

Here's the thing, when you go crazy, you may just assume things fall up.

I mean, if you try to rationalize crazy, you're either crazy or don't get crazy, no?

[DWarrior]

It's certainly possible that I don't get crazy, never having been crazy myself. But John F O'Donnell clearly thinks he's got similar checks in place to spot himself going crazy in the future, so my idea can't be that crazy. Of course, John actually is crazy, which probably makes the idea crazy.

I kinda want to go crazy now so I can spot my own crazy using these checks and then laugh at all of you for doubting me.

Anyway, the king of Nigeria just emailed me and wants me to rescue him from prison. Winning!

[Savva101]

Perhaps we can have crazy rationalized relatively
what I mean is, maybe you can be relatively crazy while having what you do seem rational in your own mind. If you were stabbed with a knife and had no experience in such a thing, perhaps it would be "crazy" not to react to the pain, but in your "rationalized crazy" mind, attacking the perpetrator may be the obvious solution.
just saying

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by Savva101

Perhaps we can have crazy rationalized relatively
what I mean is, maybe you can be relatively crazy while having what you do seem rational in your own mind. If you were stabbed with a knife and had no experience in such a thing, perhaps it would be "crazy" not to react to the pain, but in your "rationalized crazy" mind, attacking the perpetrator may be the obvious solution.
just saying

Nerves send pain signals to the brain for processing and action... You don't need an "a priori knowlege" of the feeling of getting stabbed to experience the pain and thus react to it.

[FletchLives]

i would use KATG fans to cover me (if you would oblige.) i won't need a mental hospital since all of you guys have enough experience with all kinds of mental/emotional disabilities.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

It's certainly possible that I don't get crazy, never having been crazy myself. But John F O'Donnell clearly thinks he's got similar checks in place to spot himself going crazy in the future, so my idea can't be that crazy. Of course, John actually is crazy, which probably makes the idea crazy.

I kinda want to go crazy now so I can spot my own crazy using these checks and then laugh at all of you for doubting me.

Anyway, the king of Nigeria just emailed me and wants me to rescue him from prison. Winning!

John may have thought he had those checks in place after the first time, too.

[i_like_cheese_2001]

You should seek mental help!


(There's 1. Call his bluff!)

[Mr. Bean]

Move to Canada now, that way when you do go crazy you will already be somewhere where they will watch out for you. And have the health care to be taken care of.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bean

Move to Canada now, that way when you do go crazy you will already be somewhere where they will watch out for you. And have the health care to be taken care of.

With a 5 year wait, no thank you.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

With a 5 year wait, no thank you.

You won't have to wait 5 years. When you go off the rails you'll kill nursing students and go directly to jail. All part of the system.