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View Poll Results: Head?
I like to get head more than give it. 34 24.11%
I like to give head more than get it. 41 29.08%
I like both equally. 53 37.59%
I don't like either. 2 1.42%
I haven't done either. 5 3.55%
I'm getting head right now. 6 4.26%
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The key to getting a good blow job is having good communication. If you find that most of your sexual partners are bad at something, it's likely because you're not offering any guidance. Sex is teamwork, step up.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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The key to getting a good blow job is having good communication. If you find that most of your sexual partners are bad at something, it's likely because you're not offering any guidance. Sex is teamwork, step up.
I never tell her when I'm gonna cum. That way, she always swallows ; )

with that, what are your views on chocking? lol
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:33 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Which is all the more reason not to do it if you aren't having fun. By 'you' of course I mean you, me, or whoever is going down. Do everybody a favor and insert a liberal dose of honesty into the situation.

"Did you want me to throw a porno on while I'm doing this?"

"I'm developing a case of lockjaw here, why don't you grab us both a beer and then we'll get back to it."

"Ok, I'm going to light up while you take a quick shower, 'cause honey ... you're killing me right now."
I think this applies to all things sexual. And Marina is right on, as well.
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Old 12-15-2010, 09:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I think this applies to all things sexual. And Marina is right on, as well.

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Old 12-15-2010, 09:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I never tell her when I'm gonna cum. That way, she always swallows ; )
I know your joking, but that is so rude.

I've had the good fortune in my life to have had a conversation, years after the fact, with a girl who blew one of my high school friends and who said that the guy credited me with teaching him the importance of telling a girl that he's about to cum. I never even blew that dude, but one of my rants must have stuck with him.

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with that, what are your views on chocking? lol
Hey, some people like to be choked. I honestly wouldn't mind it so much if it didn't seem to be immediately followed by vomiting for me.
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:19 AM   #36 (permalink)
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it's a warm mouth/tongue on your dick, there's no such thing as a bad bj. unless there's too much teeth. lol
but, i can never finish while getting head when drunk.
Agreed short of to much teeth no such thing as a bad one, but there is such a thing as a fucking incredible blowjob and like others have said effort and desire to do it go a long way.
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:22 AM   #37 (permalink)
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from now on, every morning when i get out of the shower, i'm dipping the boys in bleach.
omg i just got an idea. next time a girl is going to blow me, i'm going to coat the fellas in that chocolate syrup that dries hard. so it just looks like some smooth chocolate nuts.
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from now on, every morning when i get out of the shower, i'm dipping the boys in bleach.
omg i just got an idea. next time a girl is going to blow me, i'm going to coat the fellas in that chocolate syrup that dries hard. so it just looks like some smooth chocolate nuts.


google "Goodhead gel"
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:43 AM   #39 (permalink)
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google "Goodhead gel"
haha. how is that shit neccessary? just get some blackberry jelly or something. oh or some Nutella almond butter. women fuckin love that shit.
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Old 12-16-2010, 08:49 AM   #40 (permalink)
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... oh or some Nutella almond butter. women fuckin love that shit.
true story. put nutella on anything and i will put my mouth on it.
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