Have you ever been locked up?

alannanana · 10-06-2010, 07:52 PM

I spent a night in jail earlier this year for being too goddamn drunk on campus. I wasn't allowed to leave until 4 the next afternoon. Luckily, I had a very interesting cellmate with bruises all over her body and a strange sense of pride in her abusive, dysfunctional relationship.

indianprincess · 10-06-2010, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

You don't have to be fit to buy candy or alcohol (depending on the target kids' age -- those liquor filled chocolates for the ones in between).

But seriously, saying someone "looks like a pedo" is a dick thing to say. If Law and Order SVU taught me anything, it's that they come in all shapes, sizes, and genders.

That's true - but I wonder if one can "sense" if someone actively seeks out children, you know, kind of like how when you're walking down the street and just know a creep is going to catcall you, or ask you for change, or on a first date you know someone is going to be bad in bed, or if someone has a degree in computer science.

helixo · 10-18-2010, 10:29 AM

Yes for gardening

alannanana · 10-18-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by helixo

Yes for gardening

FUUUUUUUUCK YOU! and welcome to the forums.

gardening what? hopefully something worthwhile

xiques_brown · 10-19-2010, 09:17 PM

Almost did for getting caught bumping uglies with my girl at the time in the backseat of her car. I'm a smooth talker so I got away with a talking to. Good Times

Skunk'd LT · 10-19-2010, 10:16 PM

15 minutes in jail getting booked for "reckless driving"

it eventually got dropped.. but nonetheless I had a mugshot taken

View Poll Results: Have you ever been locked up?
Yes, Ive been to jail	30	24.00%
Yes, Ive been to prison	1	0.80%
No	88	70.40%
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10-06-2010, 07:52 PM	#61 (permalink)
alannanana Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hailing from the Green Mountains Posts: 0	I spent a night in jail earlier this year for being too goddamn drunk on campus. I wasn't allowed to leave until 4 the next afternoon. Luckily, I had a very interesting cellmate with bruises all over her body and a strange sense of pride in her abusive, dysfunctional relationship.
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helixo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1	Yes for gardening
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xiques_brown Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Farmers Branch,Tx Posts: 59	close call Almost did for getting caught bumping uglies with my girl at the time in the backseat of her car. I'm a smooth talker so I got away with a talking to. Good Times
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Skunk'd LT Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Twin Cities Minnesooota Posts: 54	15 minutes in jail getting booked for "reckless driving" it eventually got dropped.. but nonetheless I had a mugshot taken
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