the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Cheezburger

Yo guys, so i'm not high right now... but i am in the worst stoner predicament, i have some chronic amazing kush here, but i don't have a light ( i need to smoke outside too, where'd my lighter go? i lost it the night i was high as hell and found this forum thread... helppp D;

Fuuuuuck you. Welcome to the forums.

[fallingwindows]

I'm taking a burning-alone break for a week but I'm blazed now. ^_^ I think I'm going to make a collage after I eat. Maybe go balls out and cut up a few national geographics.
Tonight I finally worked up the courage to knock on my neighbor's door. She moved in a few months ago and sometimes I hear her playing Led Zeppelin through the elevator. So I figure she's gotta burn. Plus, she was burning sage. I knocked. When she opened the door I was like *smile* "Hi, I'm Lilly. Your neighbor from upstairs. Would you like to share a bowl with me? I brought my stuff."
Turns out she's really cool. Her apartment is the perfect young artist Manhattan apartment draped in all sorts of clothing, tapestries, sculptures, art.

In conclusion, fuck yeah, suck yeah.

[FletchLives]

i got a badass new 5150 bong last weekend. all glass on glass. 8-stem vented perculator. vented moving slide. half-gram bowl. named it "Sensai SiSo"

[fallingwindows]

epic refrigerator find.
My tolerance break this week has been going really well. The goal is to only burn when I want to have an adventure.

Well I just had a Refrigerator Adventure.
Smoked a huge bowl on the fire escape and then discovered the left overs from my mom's Thanksgiving feast. (I cooked for my father.) I sat in the door for ten minutes exploring the various left overs. Now I've got a huge plate of cold leftovers that are wonderful. Just because you had a big, late lunch doesn't mean you don't still need dinner.

Up next: A piece of mom's friend's fancy raspberry chocolate and my auntie's pumpkin moose. With eggnog.

[kissmisskate]

Woke up feeling ill and so took a sick day. Was gifted with some homegrown in an old kodak film canister, and I was inspired to commemorate the occasion. Then I put on some Girl Talk and cleaned the fuck out of my kitchen.

[kissmisskate]

Originally Posted by GreatAuk

you smoked that?

Does my weed offend you?

[sagzy]

I am stoned right now and have gone through an entire tin of danish butter cookies and will now proceed to play call of duty. I probably should not be stoned.......seeing as tomorrow is the first day of my final semester. or was it tuesday..............????
man those cookies are the tits

[the1thepwnly]

i just got some awesome news (atleast for me) and this seems an apt place to share it.
since i won the katg fantasy football league (not the awesome news) i'minu offered up some awesome swag for the winner earlier in the season. i was originally going to win an inside out hand pipe but since i won some other awards, random shit like best player on my team and best sleeper and other random football shyte i was upgraded to a fucking bubbler.

now i need your help, or rather opinions. which kind of bubbler do you think is best/your favorite, sidecar, sherlock or hammer?

[FletchLives]

i would go with hammer

[aunt_helen]