the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread

aunt_helen · 01-27-2009, 01:20 AM

Dudes.

sticky icky stick icky.... that's right... ol' Helen done have herself a little somethin'. Bring it on, duuuuuuuudes.

I fuckin' cut my hand on some glass this morning. THANKS GOD!!!

(reminder... get cough drops next grocery store trip)

roxymodest · 01-27-2009, 02:18 AM

is it 4:20 yet?
......
yay for grass.
oh i'm stoned.
smoked outta my metal (sorry aunt helen, i know glass is the better bet but i didn't have time to load it) sneakatokes in my bathroom...

Mikey · 01-27-2009, 02:36 AM

dude.. havnt smoked since... Rhian was in cali.

Brad · 01-27-2009, 06:44 AM

HI HELEN.

I woke up and saw lots of snow, so I decided to take a vacation day. Just woke up, the bowl is packed and waiting!

Cretaceous Bob · 01-27-2009, 06:51 AM

At first glace I thought this was gonna be a homohobododoh thread, but the slightly amusing old lady picture says otherwise. At least Aunt Helen makes a respectable stupid intoxication post.

Sparrow · 01-27-2009, 08:33 AM

I just can't bring myself to smoke at 9:30 in the AM. I haven't even brushed my teeth, yet. It would be indecent.

sagzy · 02-25-2009, 11:03 PM

hey, ok i am not stoned right now but i will be in a couple of hours but before that i need some tips. i have not been stoned in about a year and change so i just want to know from all my katg brethren what;
1. the best game to play stoned (xbox360) multiple titles welcome
2. best shit to eat to feed the munchies
3. best liquor to go with it
p.s i am doing this all weekend so this shit gotta last me for at least 2 days

thank you my brethren

sagzy · 02-26-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I'm stoned right now.

1. I have no idea. I don't play video games. Something where you don't need super fast responses I guess...
2. Do you like salty or sweet? Peanut Butter Chex mix fills both needs, but you might get Salmonella and die.

3. Beer. beer buzz goes better with pot than anything. If you need hard liquor, find better weed.

i am allergic to nuts so the chex mix is definitely out, i like salty like bbq wings or fried chicken
beer sounds good, am in utah right now so the beer selection is not that good, what beer do you recommend?

dzagama · 02-26-2009, 11:15 PM

Eric Holder on DEA Marijuana Policy

w00t? I don remember what Obammer said during the campaign.

roxymodest · 02-27-2009, 05:57 AM

i had to do someting to commemorate post #1420 (seen at the kateenagers thread) ...

goooooood grass

01-27-2009, 01:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
aunt_helen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 308	the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread Dudes. sticky icky stick icky.... that's right... ol' Helen done have herself a little somethin'. Bring it on, duuuuuuuudes. I fuckin' cut my hand on some glass this morning. THANKS GOD!!! (reminder... get cough drops next grocery store trip)
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01-27-2009, 02:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
roxymodest Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines (y'know the south of Spain) Posts: 490	is it 4:20 yet? ...... yay for grass. oh i'm stoned. smoked outta my metal (sorry aunt helen, i know glass is the better bet but i didn't have time to load it) sneakatokes in my bathroom... Last edited by roxymodest; 01-27-2009 at 02:21 AM.
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01-27-2009, 02:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	dude.. havnt smoked since... Rhian was in cali.
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01-27-2009, 06:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brad Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 235	HI HELEN. I woke up and saw lots of snow, so I decided to take a vacation day. Just woke up, the bowl is packed and waiting!
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01-27-2009, 08:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	I just can't bring myself to smoke at 9:30 in the AM. I haven't even brushed my teeth, yet. It would be indecent.
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sagzy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: beantown, MA Posts: 284	hey, ok i am not stoned right now but i will be in a couple of hours but before that i need some tips. i have not been stoned in about a year and change so i just want to know from all my katg brethren what; 1. the best game to play stoned (xbox360) multiple titles welcome 2. best shit to eat to feed the munchies 3. best liquor to go with it p.s i am doing this all weekend so this shit gotta last me for at least 2 days thank you my brethren
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02-26-2009, 11:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
dzagama Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: pacinian corpuscle. Posts: 1,480	Eric Holder on DEA Marijuana Policy w00t? I don remember what Obammer said during the campaign.
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02-27-2009, 05:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
roxymodest Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines (y'know the south of Spain) Posts: 490	i had to do someting to commemorate post #1420 (seen at the kateenagers thread) ... goooooood grass
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