this lady on craigslist won't buy my car

John Galt · 06-15-2009, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raggety

She put up a new ad, with more specific criteria:

I'M LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER.I WOULD LIKE TO BUY ONE A.S.A.P IF YOU HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT HAS ONE AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTLY NO PROBLEMS WITH IT THEN LET ME KNOW AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU A.S.A.P.AND PLEASE DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU WRECKED VEHICLE.I DON'T NEED TO BUY NOR WANT YOUR PIECE OF CRAP.WITH THAT SAID I HOPE TO HEAR FROM SOME BODY HONEST THAT WANTS TO SELL THEIR TRUCK TO A NICE FEMALE.I WOULD LIKE TO GET MAYBE A 97 OR A 98 IF NOT THEN NOTHING OLDER THAN A 96. THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

No, I'm not spending extra time on the editing.

vxsarin · 06-15-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raggety

She put up a new ad, with more specific criteria:

I'M LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER.I WOULD LIKE TO BUY ONE A.S.A.P IF YOU HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT HAS ONE AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTLY NO PROBLEMS WITH IT THEN LET ME KNOW AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU A.S.A.P.AND PLEASE DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU WRECKED VEHICLE.I DON'T NEED TO BUY NOR WANT YOUR PIECE OF CRAP.WITH THAT SAID I HOPE TO HEAR FROM SOME BODY HONEST THAT WANTS TO SELL THEIR TRUCK TO A NICE FEMALE.I WOULD LIKE TO GET MAYBE A 97 OR A 98 IF NOT THEN NOTHING OLDER THAN A 96. THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

You should take this a little further and see what exactly she is willing to do, to get your mint explorer. *wink wink*

vxsarin · 06-15-2009, 10:58 AM

Mint 97 Explorer! $1500 and 20 blowjobs:

Raggety · 06-15-2009, 11:01 AM

Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN
Hello,

I saw your ad on craigslist and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage.

Thanks!

=============================
MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me
Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway
============================
Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN
I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon.

MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me
No thanks!!!!
================================
Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN
Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great.
================================
MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me
NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW.
================================
Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN
Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine!
================================
MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me
NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING.
================================
Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN
WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!

Raggety · 06-15-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vxsarin

Mint 97 Explorer! $1500 and 20 blowjobs:

lol xD

Raggety · 06-15-2009, 11:36 AM

Another:

Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN

Good evening, I couldn't help but notice your post and realize that my vehicle is probably perfect for you! it's a tad out of your price range, but I think you will reconsider once you feast your eyes on this beauty!
it's a very spacious and well known vehicle. I put a lot of work and effort into it.

Due to financial obligations regarding my nasty divorce, I am forced to sell my Horse, glass eye and my prized automobile. Currently I am only asking for the $1,509. I think your children will love it.

Most importantly, people will recognize you on the road with jaws dropped. This is a very unique and relible truck (there are only 4 worldwide!)
Only 34,000 miles. 32 MPG highway. and if you press the big red button below the steering wheel, songs play that you and your children will be singing along to in no time.

I hate to part with it but I'm sure it will bring joy into your life as it did mine.

HumbleNarrator · 06-15-2009, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raggety

Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN

bwahahaaha

wait, was the truck taking it in the pooper before this edit?

Raggety · 06-15-2009, 12:22 PM

lol @ pants fixed!

Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN

Hi, I saw your ad and thought you might be interested in a truck I am selling, it is a 97 ford explorer with a few modifications. All of which make the car perform much better then when out of the factory. everything is in perfect condition and runs fine. heres a pic don't mind my kids. Im thinking the price around 2500 grand.

edit* she replied

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MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me

NO THANKS KEEP YOUR MONSTER TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN

I'll lower it to 2000, it will help you get to work much faster if you
have a job.

CycleBass · 06-15-2009, 01:32 PM

Wow, you're a douche.

BrownEyedBtch · 06-15-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CycleBass

Wow, you're a douche.

Seriously. Just how bored are you that you keep tormenting this person?

06-15-2009, 10:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
vxsarin Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 44	Mint 97 Explorer! $1500 and 20 blowjobs:
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06-15-2009, 11:01 AM	#24 (permalink)
Raggety Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Post apocalyptic Tir Na Nog Posts: 71	Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN Hello, I saw your ad on craigslist and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage. Thanks! ============================= MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway ============================ Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon. MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me No thanks!!!! ================================ Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great. ================================ MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW. ================================ Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine! ================================ MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING. ================================ Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider!
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06-15-2009, 11:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
Raggety Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Post apocalyptic Tir Na Nog Posts: 71	Another: Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN Good evening, I couldn't help but notice your post and realize that my vehicle is probably perfect for you! it's a tad out of your price range, but I think you will reconsider once you feast your eyes on this beauty! it's a very spacious and well known vehicle. I put a lot of work and effort into it. Due to financial obligations regarding my nasty divorce, I am forced to sell my Horse, glass eye and my prized automobile. Currently I am only asking for the $1,509. I think your children will love it. Most importantly, people will recognize you on the road with jaws dropped. This is a very unique and relible truck (there are only 4 worldwide!) Only 34,000 miles. 32 MPG highway. and if you press the big red button below the steering wheel, songs play that you and your children will be singing along to in no time. I hate to part with it but I'm sure it will bring joy into your life as it did mine.
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06-15-2009, 12:22 PM	#28 (permalink)
Raggety Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Post apocalyptic Tir Na Nog Posts: 71	lol @ pants fixed! Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN Hi, I saw your ad and thought you might be interested in a truck I am selling, it is a 97 ford explorer with a few modifications. All of which make the car perform much better then when out of the factory. everything is in perfect condition and runs fine. heres a pic don't mind my kids. Im thinking the price around 2500 grand. edit* she replied ========================= MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN to Me NO THANKS KEEP YOUR MONSTER TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ========================= Me to MARKESHIA ZIMMERMAN I'll lower it to 2000, it will help you get to work much faster if you have a job. Last edited by Raggety; 06-15-2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason: reply
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06-15-2009, 01:32 PM	#29 (permalink)
CycleBass Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Beaverton, OR Posts: 65	Wow, you're a douche.
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