To my fellow liberal friends

[NobleRot]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

[Cretaceous Bob]

I TAKE OFFENSE THAT YOU WOULD ASSUME I IN ANY WAY CELEBRATE THE WINTER SOLSTICE.

I EXPECT CONSTANT APOLOGIES AND THE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION OF YOUR EMPLOYMENT, WHEREVER THAT MIGHT BE.

[motownguy]

Is it ok if we allow capitalism in?

[spooky]

Don't the liberals support coal burning over clean(nuclear) energy? Except Thomas Friedman, he supports nuclear power(but obviously youre smarter than he is, Obama, too). But the rest of you holier-than-thou, snobby, stuck up, Mac using, think youre smarter than everyone else liberals, I hope you get just what you want for christmas. fucking coal. Go burn it and tell me how great for the environment it is.

environmentally conscious, HA!

also, read Hot, Flat, and Crowded

[Sokkratez]

Oh, no Holiday wishes for the liberals that can't read? Fuck you for discriminating.

[jen_v]

awesome.

[Rock 'n' Rye]

This seasonal greetin' outraged me because it is trying to take away my right to Become outraged.

[standardman]

Originally Posted by spooky

Don't the liberals support coal burning over clean(nuclear) energy? Except Thomas Friedman, he supports nuclear power(but obviously youre smarter than he is, Obama, too). But the rest of you holier-than-thou, snobby, stuck up, Mac using, think youre smarter than everyone else liberals, I hope you get just what you want for christmas. fucking coal. Go burn it and tell me how great for the environment it is.

environmentally conscious, HA!

also, read Hot, Flat, and Crowded

Oh Spooky, you're such a cartoon character of a person.

[spooky]

some people just cant tell when im bored and looking for an excuse to yap about a book or politics or something.../sigh

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by NobleRot

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

I hope you get paid per comma.