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Originally Posted by HumbleNarrator (Post 274573)

jager drunk is somehow different than any other drunk. I feel like I can fly when it's the liquorish flavored deers blood in my veins. I once tried to fly into the back of a Ford F150, only to crash right into the rear side panel and end up in a pile of leaves.

Jager bombs in Irish bars in Austria are the best

Try Becherovka next time and stop mixing it with red bull you damn fairy.

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Originally Posted by phooey (Post 274576)

My first alcoholic experience... well my parents got divorced and sometimes I would stay over at my stepfathers house, he had a nice big bottle of gin under the sink in the kitchen.. (i can taste that gin right now in my memory as I write this) I was about 16 years old and would get a complete and utter drop down drunk buzz every night and watch david letterman on the tv... then stumble to my room and pass out.

We're looking forward to you telling us how you woke up and your step-father was molesting you in the future.

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Originally Posted by AlanRay (Post 263601)

I'm 21 Rajjy, and also, fuck you. As for typing too good to be drunk enough, I only had so much alcohol at my disposal, but I think I did alright for my first time

you're wrong, you're a pussy.

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Originally Posted by tigermike68 (Post 263661)

I was in college when I had my first drunken experience. The only drinking I did before then was when my dad slipped me a few beers. Anyway, on my first drunken experience, I left a party and thought it would be a great idea to wander around the campus totally drunk at about 3-4 in the morning. I don't remember everywhere I went. I have vague memories of stacking architect models and such. I didn't break anything. At some point in the morning, I ended up in the amphitheater. After that, my mind is a total blank. I have no idea how I got back to my dorm room. Later that day, I received a phone call from a total stranger. It seems I had dropped my wallet in the amphitheater. I didn't even know I had lost it. The stranger dropped it off. All of my cash, driver's license, credit cards, etc. were still in it. I'd like to say that I kept on a sober path after that, but I have other stories about blacking out, throwing up, walking the line, and getting in compromising positions with married women that I could share. I do most of my drinking at home now.

Get back to me when you can tell me about doing bong hits off of a six foot bong filled with flavored vodka hours after donating blood and blacking out ten minutes later :)

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Originally Posted by ElleJ (Post 263302)

I would allow no man or series of court orders to keep me away from my dear friend Jose.

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Originally Posted by jadogg1222 (Post 263339)

and that is why I have a bottle of Jose in my freezer waiting for me when I get home.

Jose is her gardener.

Bored after Jorjo, ElleJ, Diana, and I went to bed last night Straf? :confused:

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Originally Posted by MyOhMy (Post 275987)

Bored after Jorjo, ElleJ, Diana, and I went to bed last night Straf? :confused:

yes, and you got me interested in the Sox game and I got to watch them collapse. Thank you :)

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Originally Posted by strafer_praha (Post 275988)

yes, and you got me interested in the Sox game and I got to watch them collapse. Thank you :)

Shush you.

Last Friday I came back from a weeklong schooltrip to Italy. It was soo awesome. It was the first time I came close to drunk. I still remember everything but I was pretty far gone and finally understood the "numb" feeling spooky always talks about. The whole Hotel (the whole hotel was filled with our school group) was on liquor and it was very much fun.

No banging though.. too bad.

Oh btw I got drunk on sambuka, wine and some lemon shit. Sambuka was hard but very tasty. Oh and "I never" rules!

Okay, so I tried my first liquor last night. It's definitely better at getting me drunk than beer. I had a nice tall glass of vodka and red bull, and then 6 shots of 99 bananas which was just disgusting because I hate bananas. I still taste bananas when I burp and it is quite upsetting. I still didn't get as drunk as I would have liked to though, or maybe I'm just expecting too much from being drunk.