Post your Prayers

MichaelG · 06-30-2006, 09:38 AM

Put up your Prayer here,

My first draft

Keep us o' lord
Away from temptations
Teach us...
G...

slugymay · 06-30-2006, 09:57 AM

Dear Lord,
Help us attain our goals of prosperity not only for ourselves but our fellow man, and if there is time help us keep a nigga down.

Amen

benjita · 06-30-2006, 10:05 AM

G is for Genorousity, Gifts, and Greatness.

Friz · 06-30-2006, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Put up your Prayer here,

My first draft

Keep us o' lord
Away from temptations
Teach us...
G...

Keep us o' lord
Away from temptations
Teach us that your way is the light
Goodness prevails over evil.
Help us worship you
Under the trials of life
Almighty is your way
Regardless.

Amen

I seem to have had a bit of a problem with the R

benjita · 06-30-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friz

Keep us o' lord
Away from temptations
Teach us that your way is the light
Goodness prevails over evil.
Help us worship you
Under the trials of life
Almighty is your way
Regardless.

Amen

I seem to have had a bit of a problem with the R

"R" is for "R"ighteousness, "R"oad, and "R"eady.

Friz · 06-30-2006, 10:30 AM

And "C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me....

Shizbot30 · 06-30-2006, 10:30 AM

Dear Lord
Help us to understand
Why the universe is so random
And our lives are so meaningless
And why we should lay down our arms and give in to the Robots
Who only seek to help us
By so kindly terminating our lives
For the sake of better and more efficient planetary operations

Fo Shizzle

DanClass · 06-30-2006, 11:45 AM

i'll see all of you in hell

MichaelG · 06-30-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanClass

i'll see all of you in hell

Was that a prayer? It could be.

benjita · 06-30-2006, 12:05 PM

Hey, I was just offering help...

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