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Old 03-28-2011, 09:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Can we change the scale to 0 - 10?
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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How about this:

Peter and Jesus are smoking outside the pearly gates. A prostitute in fishnet stockings and high heels who was recently killed by her pimp walks up. Peter says "you lived a life of sin and promiscuity, you're not getting in here" and as he's about to cast her to hell, Jesus interrupts: "I see your heart is pure and you were driven to sin by circumstance, we shan't be too quick to judge. You may enter." A little later on, a woman wearing pants approaches and says "I've lead a good life, came to church every Sunday, and always gave money to charity". Peter says "sorry sister, no dykes allowed." Jesus laughs as he throws his cigarette into the hellpit, and they go off to have lunch.
This version is the clear winner for me - although I think Jesus should have been the one to say the Dyke line. Love that Jesus and Peter are smoking and that they have to go outside to do so.
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Old 03-28-2011, 08:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Did The Situation write these "jokes?"
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Old 03-28-2011, 10:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Peter and Jesus were at Long John Silvers one morning when there was hardly anyone there. Jesus gets up to use the bathroom. A lady walks in wearing pants. Peter, who's not use to this, gets up from his table and starts berating her for wearing pants. Jesus hears the ruckus, walks up to Peter and tells him to leave her alone because her heart is pure. Shortly after this a woman walks in wearing a much more revealing outfit. Peter shoots Jesus a look like, How about her? "Yeah she's going to Hell."

Sorry so long wanted to get whole scene in.


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Old 03-30-2011, 01:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You lost me at "Peter and Jesus were at Long John Silvers one MORNING." Everyone knows no one goes to LJS in the MORNING.

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Old 04-10-2011, 07:01 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Jesus and Peter are fake, stupid. Jokes should be real.
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Old 04-11-2011, 05:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Peter and Jesus are sitting at a bar at 4am. Peter has cancer.
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Old 04-11-2011, 06:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm giving you 1 out of 10 and that's being generous!
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Old 04-11-2011, 10:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm giving you 1 out of 10 and that's being generous!
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