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Old 05-12-2012, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex and Fuckin'

i'm a little done with trying to fix the unfixable. let's go down another hole.

I've been increasingly into my tush and tush porn lately. I like what chicks' vaginas look like with a dick in their button; all swollen and open. Also: hunting. Group Sex. I have this really mellow chick that hangs out in Bear and my circles I'm trying to make out with post-wine bottle and her boyfriend; I will not reach thirty without having a bone in each hole at the same timesies (april152013). So yeah; butts and free love.

what's doin' ya, katg?
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This is funny, because I was just telling a friend that I bet Sparrah likes what chicks' vaginas look like with a dick in their button. What a coincidence.
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Old 06-20-2012, 12:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Question Walmart Greeters

I was browsing You Tube to see if anyone had made any Chris Brown Club Brawl parodies when I stumbled upon a video with Amia Miley and some dude I think is from the Jersey Shore. Basically someone was talking to her about looking like Kim Kardashian. I should not be concerned with any of these women but I am not having sex so I started thinking about their messed up relationships. Amia Miley is very beautiful but there is a video out there of her fucking two Walmart Greeters. Now she is all hugged up with the dude from the Jesery Shore. I don't hate on celebs when sex tapes leak but at least have sex with attractive people. Do women have any idea of what they are doing? I mean it makes it look like you can be a complete loser and have sex with beautiful women. Yeah I know money is involved too. But what is a women rational for this behavior. The sex tapes and all the fucking dudes at random down plays how sexy a women is . Ladies watch the video and tell me would you let some Walmart Greeters or Kanye hit it.
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Old 06-20-2012, 07:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I mean it makes it look like you can be a complete loser and have sex with beautiful women.
Because you can.

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The sex tapes and all the fucking dudes at random down plays how sexy a women is .
I'm the opposite, if I know a girl has fucked a lot of guys, I'm more turned on. Just something about a woman who knows what she wants and does it.
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Because you can.


I'm the opposite, if I know a girl has fucked a lot of guys, I'm more turned on. Just something about a woman who knows what she wants and does it.
You are a good man
With one of my exes, it was always a 'problem' for him that I had a sexual past. He appreciated that I was experienced and down for stuff, but he HATED to think that I had ever been with another guy
Come on...

That kind of insecurity is profoundly unattractive
....i dumped that insecure ex
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh my God sex is so 2011 why are we even still talking about this
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Omg
I'm not having any sex either!

*high five*

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Old 06-22-2012, 03:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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With one of my exes, it was always a 'problem' for him that I had a sexual past. He appreciated that I was experienced and down for stuff, but he HATED to think that I had ever been with another guy
Come on...

That kind of insecurity is profoundly unattractive
....i dumped that insecure ex
I am going to try my best to explain this. As a guy I want to woman that has sexual experience. I know that sexual experience comes from practice. People are going to fuck other people prior to their current relationship. People have skeletons in their closet. I am just saying that I don't want to be tripping over bones. In the past what has made me insecure is having to hear or visual see someones sexual past. Will anyone admit that hurts a relationship? As far as being a good man a guy is going to tolerate what ever he can to get that ass. Yeah I don't have a problem with you having sex with other guys as long as you work what ever magic you are working. But when those past sexual encounters become a present topics relationships fall apart.
Insecurity is unattractive. If you are in a relationships and you constantly remind someone of you past they are going to be insecure. I have an ex-girlfriend. Let's say I get a new one. I am not going to keep talking about my ex. When someone says "my ex" whatever they are still holding on. I personally cut all ties. I remember when I was dating and the woman I was dating saw a email from another women I had been with before. She got pissed. At that moment I had to cut all ties. I sent off one email stating I was in a relationship. For the duration of that relationship I didn't build up my current girlfriends insecurity with women I had sex with from my past.
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Old 06-22-2012, 04:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Life is too short and there is nothing greater than Sex and Fuckin. But when you are not having Sex and Fuckin you start thinking about how fucked up things are.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I am going to try my best to explain this. As a guy I want to woman that has sexual experience. I know that sexual experience comes from practice. People are going to fuck other people prior to their current relationship. People have skeletons in their closet. I am just saying that I don't want to be tripping over bones. In the past what has made me insecure is having to hear or visual see someones sexual past. Will anyone admit that hurts a relationship? As far as being a good man a guy is going to tolerate what ever he can to get that ass. Yeah I don't have a problem with you having sex with other guys as long as you work what ever magic you are working. But when those past sexual encounters become a present topics relationships fall apart.
Insecurity is unattractive. If you are in a relationships and you constantly remind someone of you past they are going to be insecure. I have an ex-girlfriend. Let's say I get a new one. I am not going to keep talking about my ex. When someone says "my ex" whatever they are still holding on. I personally cut all ties. I remember when I was dating and the woman I was dating saw a email from another women I had been with before. She got pissed. At that moment I had to cut all ties. I sent off one email stating I was in a relationship. For the duration of that relationship I didn't build up my current girlfriends insecurity with women I had sex with from my past.
What? I don't even really know what you're point is. You're really insecure but expect everybody to be insecure, I guess?

I have no problem hearing about somebody's sexual history, and I will inquire when I feel like there is an interesting story. I'm interested in hearing about their life (if I am trying to have a relationship with them as a person, which I always am), and sex and relationships are part of that life. It's insecure if you avoid those conversations because they make you feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps a previous relationship is an ongoing emotional ordeal for somebody. So what? That is something that is happening to them at the moment. If you're interested in having a relationship with that person, knowing about that and having an honest conversation about that is relevant.

If learning about somebody's previous partners makes you insecure, something is wrong with you or your relationship, not with the fact that you are learning about events in somebody's life.
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