Sex and Fuckin'

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by MacBrebonicks

at least have sex with attractive people.

Do women have any idea of what they are doing?

would you let some Walmart Greeters or Kanye hit it.

1) Subjective

2) read: why aren't women sleeping with clearly awesome me?

3) I'm sensitive to people having day jobs; if that wal-mart greeter gets my bottoms drippin' the way I like 'em to do, you betcha. That same guy sans job is exponentially less attractive.

sex with Kanye would be all about Kanye. no tanks.

[MacBrebonicks]

2) read: why aren't women sleeping with clearly awesome me? True.

3) I'm sensitive to people having day jobs; if that wal-mart greeter gets my bottoms drippin' the way I like 'em to do, you betcha. That same guy sans job is exponentially less attractive.

Nope I am not sensitive to people having day jobs. People got to make money. Everybody has there own hustle, and I am not knocking it.

You have not watched the video have you? It's like saying Steven Hawkings gets your bottom drippen wet. I know I said Walmart Greeter but what I find disturbing is the fact the dudes are old and Amia is young and hot. It is as disturbing as actually seeing Hugh Hefner fucking a Playmate, in the back of your mind your like this is not right.

sex with Kanye would be all about Kanye. no tanks.

Yeah you may see Kanye with various beautiful women but he is not fucking them right.

Danny there will be no S'more Smashed Dick Sandwiches over here.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by MacBrebonicks

It is as disturbing as actually seeing Hugh Hefner fucking a Playmate, in the back of your mind your like this is not right.

Doesn't bother me. I'm not into seeing old dudes naked in general, but a chick being so sexually free to bang anyone she wants, even an old dude, tres hot.

[MacBrebonicks]

Let's take a poll.

[Sparrow]

Because dudes are weird about other dudes.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Because dudes are weird about other dudes.

You mean dudes are normal about other dudes.

[Sparrow]

I'm not asking for anybody to suck dick for me, just let your balls jiggle against your buddy's. It's an inescapable bit of physics; not gay.

[Josh]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I'm not asking for anybody to suck dick for me, just let your balls jiggle against your buddy's. It's an inescapable bit of physics; not gay.

You know, with the right amount of tape and a little imagination the 'balls touching' problem can be a thing of the past....

[The Quintessential Loser]

Sparrow, I would be honored to be one of the penises inside your butthole and/or vagina. Scrotal rubbing be dammed.

Besides, I always wanted to give a women that sensation that only a woman can experience.

[Sparrow]

I know you meant double penetration, but my brain went straight to baby.

Speaking of which, is there any delicate way to remove sperm from your bottom?